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Little Jonny just came back from quarantine with his girlfriend, Sally.

They both said they had to go to the bathroom. When they came back, Sally was coughing up a storm. The teacher said, "You need to be quarantined again."

"No," Sally said, "I was just in the bathroom choking on something that grown-ups, especially women, like." Then the teacher faints.

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Listen up, numbskull! You probably still struggle with long division. This joke is about Little Jonny and Sally. They come back from quarantine, and Sally implies she was doing something naughty in the bathroom. The teacher, being a prude, can't handle the implication and passes out from shock! Get it now, Einstein?

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