That one awkward moment you have to go ask your Chinese neighbor if they've seen your dog.
That one dude
Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house? A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.
Don't you hate it when you do the dishes but then you realized it wasn't the dishes.
"I had a great day today." "Why?" "Because Allison was frustrated at her calculator and started banging it on the side of the table and the teacher screamed, 'Allison how would you like it if I banged you on the table?'"