Labracadabrador jokes

What do you call a dog that can do magic?

A Labracadabrador.

What kind of dog can do magic tricks?

A labracadabrador.

What do you call a dog magician?

Labracadabrador!

What do you call a dog magician?

A labracadabrador.

- What do you call a dog that can do magic?

- A labracadabrador.

I have a fish that can breakdance only for 20 seconds, and he can only do it once.

My dog is pregnant. I'm gonna be a... I don't know?

Ohhh, an owner.

I was setting a voice recognition password for my new phone, and a dog nearby barked and ran away. Now I'm still looking for that dog to unlock my phone.