Labracadabrador jokes
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
A Labracadabrador.
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What kind of dog can do magic tricks?
A labracadabrador.
What do you call a dog magician?
Labracadabrador!
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
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I have a fish that can breakdance only for 20 seconds, and he can only do it once.
I was with my blind friend, and he's telling me, "Yeah, I can read braille." So I hand him a Lego brick and ask him to read it. Apparently, Lego has been hiding a dark secret from us for years; as all their bricks read, "Screw you, asshole."
My dog is pregnant. I'm gonna be a... I don't know?
Ohhh, an owner.