Labracadabrador jokes

Dog

What do you call a dog that can do magic?

A Labracadabrador.

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    • Dog

    - What do you call a dog that can do magic?

    - A labracadabrador.

    Fish

    I have a fish that can breakdance only for 20 seconds, and he can only do it once.

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    • Penguin

    What's black and white and black and white and black and white and red and black and white and white and black and red and red and black and red and white and black and red and red and red and red?

    A penguin in a blender.

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    • Adoption

    One man's trash is another man's treasure... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.

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    • Owner

    My dog is pregnant. I'm gonna be a... I don't know?

    Ohhh, an owner.

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    • Voice

    I was setting a voice recognition password for my new phone, and a dog nearby barked and ran away. Now I'm still looking for that dog to unlock my phone.

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