Labracadabrador jokes
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
A Labracadabrador.
What kind of dog can do magic tricks?
A labracadabrador.
What do you call a dog magician?
Labracadabrador!
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
I have a fish that can breakdance only for 20 seconds, and he can only do it once.
YOOO, does anyone need an ark? I know a guy!
What's black and white and black and white and black and white and red and black and white and white and black and red and red and black and red and white and black and red and red and red and red?
A penguin in a blender.
One man's trash is another man's treasure... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.
My dog is pregnant. I'm gonna be a... I don't know?
Ohhh, an owner.