Labracadabrador jokes
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
A Labracadabrador.
What kind of dog can do magic tricks?
A labracadabrador.
What do you call a dog magician?
Labracadabrador!
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
I have a fish that can breakdance only for 20 seconds, and he can only do it once.
Chuck Norris caught all the Pokémon -- from a landline.
Russian, American, and Polish stood by the lake shore.
Russian ran ahead to dive and yelled "vodka" and the lake changed into vodka.
Polish ran ahead to dive and yelled "beer" and the lake changed into beer.
American ran to dive, slipped, and said, "oh shit."