Kid: Dad, where are you going?
Dad: To get milk.
TEN YEARS LATER
Kid's friend: Where's your dad?
Kid: He went to get milk but never came back.
Gone for Milk
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about a dad who says he's going out for milk but never returns. Get it? He's gone! Probably got distracted by a shiny object, knowing your attention span.
Dolores
sad did it happen to u
Anonymous 69
this is fucking basic