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Gone for Milk

Kid: Dad, where are you going?

Dad: To get milk.

TEN YEARS LATER

Kid's friend: Where's your dad?

Kid: He went to get milk but never came back.

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    Explanation

    Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about a dad who says he's going out for milk but never returns. Get it? He's gone! Probably got distracted by a shiny object, knowing your attention span.

    Comments (2)

    sad did it happen to u