You jokes
Singing in the shower is fun, until you get soap in your mouth.
Then it's a soap opera.
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got genital warts, Soon you will, too!
Imagine being such a low life that you need people to roast you to have stuff to do.
What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby?
You can't run over a yellow line.
you look like a dumb crab. When everyone sees you, the world will end.
Roses are red, violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there with you, But not in the cage, but laughing at you.
Don't you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water because your dad won't bring the fucking milk? Cause same.
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
Roses are red, you are gay, and that's it.
When you commit suicide in your house, that's suicide, but when you commit suicide outside, you failed your parkour.
Quote for the day.
I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.
"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."
Also, loving is so much more to give instead! Always remember to love!!! Best-Gwen :)
Are you my pantry? Because you look like a snack ;)
What can change color and get beat up?
You.
What is the best type of girl to fuck?
Homeless girls, because after, you can drop them off anywhere.
Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?
What do you call an animal that knows karate? Moose Lee 😊😁
add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you?
You like to draw? Because I like the MD, raw :)
What do you call an Irish man that breaks up fights?
Liam Malone.