You jokes
Two simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you:
Step 1: Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size).
Step 2: Run through Africa with that bottle of water.
Perfect! Now you got yourself half the population there following you!
What do you call a mouse with sneakers?
Squeakers!
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
Quote for the day.
I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.
"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."
Also, loving is so much more to give instead! Always remember to love!!! Best-Gwen :)
Roses are red, you are gay, and that's it.
Do you know what's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument?
A knife has a point.
What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby?
You can't run over a yellow line.
Imagine being such a low life that you need people to roast you to have stuff to do.
add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you?
What do you call an animal that knows karate? Moose Lee 😊😁
Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?
When you commit suicide in your house, that's suicide, but when you commit suicide outside, you failed your parkour.
Are you my pantry? Because you look like a snack ;)
What can change color and get beat up?
You.
What is the best type of girl to fuck?
Homeless girls, because after, you can drop them off anywhere.
Satan: "Why are you in hell?"
Me: "I threw itching powder on somebody with no arms."
I'd tell you a Kobe joke.
But I am afraid it wouldn't land well.
One day a man dies and goes to heaven. He gets there and sees a bunch of clocks. He asks Jesus, "Hey, what are the clocks for?" Jesus replies, "They move every time you sin." "This is Mother Teresa's, it has not moved so she has not sinned." "This one is Abraham Lincoln's, it has moved twice so he sinned twice." The man asks, "Where is Joe Biden's?" Jesus replies, "It's in my office-- I'm using it as a ceiling fan."
Boi, you're the reason the Great Wall of China is a thing. You're so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out!
1. You can't wash your eyes with soap.
2. You can't count your hair.
3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out.
4. You just tried number three.
5. When you tried number 3, you realized it was possible, only you look like a dog.
6. You're smiling right now because you realized you were fooled.
7. You skipped number 5.
8. You just checked if there was a number 5.
9. This is not my joke; all credit goes to Steps.