You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone... with sprinkles!
You Jokes
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints.
I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.
Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
What do you call a nacho that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
Do you know what the F in Orphan stands for?
Family.
Dude,
if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?
Hey, are you suicide? 'Cause I dream of you every day! <3
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
What do you call a gay kid that is on fire?
LGBBQ
Depression sucks, and so do you.
Fun Fact: Did you know JFK's brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine?
Son: Dad, what's dark humor?
Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?
Son: No, I'm blind.
What do you call a disabled kid on fire?
Hot wheels.
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
