You jokes

How can you tell that a website was made by an orphan?

It doesn’t have a home page.

Q: What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?

A: Carlos.

How do you get a light bulb horny? You turn it on!

Once there were three girls taking a walk in the mountains. One was a brunette, one was a redhead, and the other was a dumb blonde. They came to a cliff and the brunette said, "If you jump off that cliff and say what you want to be you will become it." So the brunette jumped off and said "falcon" and became a falcon. The redhead jumped off and said "eagle" and became an eagle. The dumb blonde ran, was about to jump, but tripped on a rock, and said "crap."

What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop!

Would you rather eat a brick or a matter baby?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Banna.

Banna who?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Banna.

Banna who?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Banna.

Banna who?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Banna who?

Orange you glad I didn’t say Banna? Yup! 🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

How do you say "nose" in Spanish?

hmm.... No sé.

How do you really piss off your girlfriend while having sex?

Call her on the phone.

Ah (gas, gas, gas) Ah Do you like my car? Guess you're ready 'cause I'm waiting for you. It's gonna be so exciting. Got this feeling really deep in my soul. Let's get out, I wanna go, come along, get it on. Gonna take my car, gonna sit in. Gonna drive along 'til I get you, 'Cause I'm crazy, hot and ready, but you like it. I wanna race for you (Shall I go now?)

Gas, gas, gas, I'm gonna step on the gas. Tonight, I'll fly (and be your lover) Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll be so quick as a flash And I'll be your hero.

Gas, gas, gas, I'm gonna run as a flash. Tonight, I'll fight (to be the winner) Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna step on the gas And you'll see the big show.

Don't be lazy 'cause I'm burning for you. It's like a hot sensation. Got this power that is taking me out. Yes, I've got a crush on you, ready, now, ready, go. Gonna take my car, gonna sit in. Gonna drive alone 'til I get you, 'Cause I'm crazy, hot and ready, but you like it. I wanna race for you (Shall I go now?)

Gas, gas, gas, I'm gonna step on the gas. Tonight, I'll fly (and be your lover) Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll be so quick as a flash And I'll be your hero.

Gas, gas, gas, I'm gonna run as a flash. Tonight, I'll fight (to be the winner) Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna step on the gas And you'll see the big show.

Gonna take my car, do you like my car? 'Cause I'm crazy, hot and ready, but you like it. I wanna race for you (Shall I go now?)

Gas, gas, gas, I'm gonna step on the gas. Tonight, I'll fly (and be your lover) Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll be so quick as a flash And I'll be your hero.

Gas, gas, gas, I'm gonna run as a flash. Tonight, I'll fight (to be the winner) Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna step on the gas And you'll see the big show.

Gas, gas, gas, Yeah, yeah, yeah Gas, gas, gas, And you'll see the big show. Ah

What do you do during a shooting? Why, join in, of course...

What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.

How do you try to shout at someone on the bottom of the ground?

"Hey, sir! Are you dead?"

Do you want to know what gifts God gave me?

He didn't give me any.

I was made by the Devil.

Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? It's pointless.

How do you make a sad person jump?

A bridge.

What do you call a gay grenade?

A fragette.

How do you turn the Roman numeral IX (9) to a six?

Add the "S."

What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?

One has more channels.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.