Mistaken Identity at the River

Gwen

5 years ago

Bf: Do you love me?

Gf: Most of the time.

Bf: Well, it's either yes or no.

Gf:...

Bf: Well, when is it that you don't love me?

Gf: 2:30 to 4:00. Every time when you go to the river an hour, then it takes me a half hour to love you again.

Bf: Why?

Gf: 'Cause you always see that OTHER GIRL.

Bf: MY LOVE! That other girl is my sister!!!

Gf: Ohh...

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, dum-dum! You are so dumb, you probably think a 'river bank' is where the river keeps its money. Anyway, this joke is about a dude whose girlfriend gets jealous because she thinks he's cheatin' on her when he goes to the river. Turns out, he's just visitin' his sister. Get it now, genius?