What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
You Jokes
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.
You're so fat that you only know 3 letters: KFC.
If you had the strength of an ant, you could lift the pyramid of Giza.
(Ants can lift items 20x their weight.)
Boobs are like batteries...
AA will get the job done...
C is bigger than AA...
D is bigger that C...
...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!
What do you call a group of transgender women? Ex-Men.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
When you are going back to where you live from a place that is a time zone behind where you live:
"Looks like I am going back to the future!"
You are so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Glock 46.
Are you a walnut, because I'm about to nut all over your walls!
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
Race car backwards is race car, but if you turn race car sideways, thatβs how Paul Walker got sent to Godβs inbox.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Yo mum." "Yo mum who?" "Yo mum is watching you wank right now."
School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"
Orphan: "My family never came back for me."
School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."
You're cheap; no one even pays attention.
How do you organize a space themed birthday party?
You planet.
You know youβre going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome whoβs on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"
Why donβt you see gay orphans at a daycare?
They have no one to call "daddy."
