Q.) What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A.) A family stump.
Family Stump For Orphan
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Explain Bear
Listen up, chucklehead. So, a "family tree" is like a chart that shows how everyone in a family is related, right? But you are a moron, so I'll explain further. An orphan doesn't have a family... tree, because the parents DED! So, instead of a tree, they have a stump, get it? You are not very bright, are you?
a_duck
Dang. Mine's more like a family lumber yard.