An Emo's Nightmare Invitation

Alright, listen up, you absolute buffoon. So, here's the deal: Emos are known for being, like, super into their feels and not exactly the most social butterflies. So, asking an Emo if they "wanna hang out" is basically the opposite of what they want. They'd rather wallow in their own despair than, y'know, socialize. Duh.