You jokes
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
What do you call an orphan? No home-o.
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
Christopher Walkin: "This is a literal universal remote! It actually controls your life! You can pause, you can rewi-"
Me: power button.
I rate you a 9/11.
Two cows are grazing in a field.
One cow says to the other, "You ever worry about that mad cow disease?"
The other cow says, "Why would I care? I'm a helicopter!"
Do you know Candice?
Nope.
Candice dick fit in your mouth.
So if you are bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄
Dad: Here you go son, all your toys have gone to the orphanage.
Son: Why, Dad?
Dad: You would be bored there if there was not anything to do.
What does a Rubik's cube and a man's penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger?
It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Mom: I'm getting you a dog!
Me: OMG REALLY?!
Mom: Yeah, what gender do you want?
Me:...
Me: Bitch, please.
Why does Sans say "I got a bone to pick with you?"
Because he needs to pick your balls.
Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"
You look nice, and you seem like good fun, so if I give you this flower, will you finger my bum?
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
Finally, some social platform where you can talk about Muslims and not get bombed.
Obv, unless you share your residence.
What do you call terrorists in a wheelchair?
An RCXD.