Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?
You Jokes
When you realize you forgot to mop your room, you hear footsteps.
Pick up lines.
"One fish, two fish, three fish, I’m breaking up with you, b*tch!"
"Hey there little mister, I’m dating your sister."
The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student and still get all the D's.
What do you call a bunch of Paki's jumping off a cliff?
Chocolate drops.
What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"
I told him, "Probably a bullet."
You know why orphans can't play baseball? 'Cause they can't find home.
How do you tell if someone is depressed?
The brains on the wall.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
You look like a 2020 hologram of COVID-19.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A family portrait.
How do you make a suicidal guy go bungee jumping?
Tie the bungee cord around his neck.
Gwen, why are you so nice?
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
"You are under arrest for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia!"
"Wait! I can explain everything!"
What do you call an acid with a bad attitude?
A-Mean-O-Acid.
What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam?
Dam fools.
"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
