You jokes

What do you call a group of transgender women? Ex-Men.

What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?

Someone: Ugly?

Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.

When you are going back to where you live from a place that is a time zone behind where you live:

"Looks like I am going back to the future!"

You are so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Glock 46.

Are you a walnut, because I'm about to nut all over your walls!

What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"

Race car backwards is race car, but if you turn race car sideways, that’s how Paul Walker got sent to God’s inbox.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Yo mum." "Yo mum who?" "Yo mum is watching you wank right now."

School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"

Orphan: "My family never came back for me."

School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."

You're cheap; no one even pays attention.

How do you organize a space themed birthday party?

You planet.

What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"

Why don’t you see gay orphans at a daycare?

They have no one to call "daddy."

Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?

When you realize you forgot to mop your room, you hear footsteps.

Pick up lines.

"One fish, two fish, three fish, I’m breaking up with you, b*tch!"

"Hey there little mister, I’m dating your sister."

The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student and still get all the D's.

What do you call a bunch of Paki's jumping off a cliff?

Chocolate drops.

What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction.