You jokes
What do you call a warrior that's going to bed?
A knight knight.
Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon?
Arrrrrr-ceus!
Grandpa: "Sonny, let me tell you something. There's only one damn thing in this whole world worse than Alzheimer's."
Boy: "What's that?"
Grandpa: "What's what?"
What do you call a basement full of SJW's?
A whine cellar.
What do you call a cow in the snow?
Chilli Beef.
Someone stole my grass today. I went to the police, and they said: "What's wrong?" I said, "How could you tell something was wrong?" They replied, "You were looking forlorn."
When his dick is really, really small, but you pretend it is so big it hurts so you don’t make him feel bad 'cause he is a nice guy.
What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!
What’s the speed limit in bed?
It’s 68. Once you hit 69, you have to turn back around.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
Q: How can you tell if a vampire is sick?
A: By how much he's coffin.
I see you guys have SANS-ational jokes!
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
What do you do with a dead chemist?
You Ni-tro-gen!
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
SPOILER ALERT...
I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T. S. snapped it away!
What did Gandalf say to Mario? "You shall not pass!"
My boy, I think it is about time that I leave this world. Now draw your weapon and kill me now!
*draws a picture of his "epic" sword*
"What... WHAT... WTH ARE YOU DOING SIMPLETON? I DIDN'T MEAN THAT KIND OF DRAW!"
A man hit a woman with his car, who is wrong?
The man, because you can’t drive into the kitchen.