You jokes

In the bus, you can't spell "black" without "back."

You look nice, and you seem like good fun, so if I give you this flower, will you finger my bum?

What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?

Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.

Finally, some social platform where you can talk about Muslims and not get bombed.

Obv, unless you share your residence.

What do you call terrorists in a wheelchair?

An RCXD.

What do you call an 18 year old orphan?

Homeless.

How do you know Johnny Depp finished his meal?

When you see fifty empty bottles of wine on his front doorstep.

So if you are bored, punch an orphan.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄

Dad: Here you go son, all your toys have gone to the orphanage.

Son: Why, Dad?

Dad: You would be bored there if there was not anything to do.

What does a Rubik's cube and a man's penis have in common?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

Are you a tree? Cuz I’m trying to hang with you. ;)

Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.

Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

I have a pun, but I will nut tell you!

Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?

A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?"

"Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."

Mom: You will make me kill myself.

Me who has cut first: I'll kill myself ✨first✨!

My mom tells me and my sister to stop fighting. "Mom! You and Dad need to stop!"

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

A headbanger.

"You raise me up to stand on mountains," said the dwarf pornstar on my penis.