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  • Jesus takes his disciples to a bar.

    "13 pints of water, please," he says to the barman.

    "Oh, fuck, not you again," the barman replies.

    "You boys are about to see something real special," says Jesus.

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    Listen up, chucklehead. You're probably the kinda guy who thinks communion wine is just grape juice. Jesus is ordering water, see? Because he's about to turn it into wine, like he did at that wedding. The barman's already over it 'cause Jesus is a regular miracle worker.

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