You jokes
What is George Floyd's pickup line?
You are breathtaking.
How do you shut Helen Keller up?
You give her mittens.
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it? In case there's a salad dressing.
"Bippidy boppidy boo! Bill Cosby is coming for you!"
How do you blindfold an Asian? String!
What do you call a frozen Band-Aid?
Cool-Aid!
Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
Imagine this scenario: A doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses, diseases, etc. in the world but cooler like this: "Bumbumbum you have depression, diarrhea, and cancer,... etc."
And then the last one on the list is that he is deaf, and then the doctor shows the patient the list.
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?
By the time you're done with the breasts and the thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
How do you know you had a gay cookout?
All the hotdogs taste like ass.
Did you try the digital egg padlock? Because it is very easy to crack the code.
Gwen is a liar. She said she is a Christian and then is saying bad, bad, bad, bad words. Shame on you, Gwen, LIAR!
Like if you are emo.
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your parents told me to pick you up.
Kid: Sir, this is an orphanage.
Kidnapper: ...
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?
A: A suicide bomber.
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?
A: He's the one the sheep fuck!
(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)