You jokes
How do you organize a space themed birthday party?
You planet.
You're cheap; no one even pays attention.
what's the worst thing to say to an emo?
if you don't succeed the first time, try try try again.
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
How many children can you fit in a box?
Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
YOU HAVE AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE WAITING FOR YOU...
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A family portrait.
Gwen, why are you so nice?
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
If you have an overdose on a drug and die, then the lethal dose would be a lifetime supply.
What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam?
Dam fools.
When you are going back to where you live from a place that is a time zone behind where you live:
"Looks like I am going back to the future!"
How do you make a suicidal guy go bungee jumping?
Tie the bungee cord around his neck.
You want to know the bad thing? Only 5 out of 6 people like Russian roulette.
How do you make Stephen Hawking mad?
You turn off the WiFi router.
"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."
You look like a 2020 hologram of COVID-19.
What do you call an acid with a bad attitude?
A-Mean-O-Acid.
Q: What do you call a cranky cow?
A: Moooooooody.
Why don't you fart in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have any Windows.