You jokes
what's the worst thing to say to an emo?
if you don't succeed the first time, try try try again.
School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"
Orphan: "My family never came back for me."
School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
How do you organize a space themed birthday party?
You planet.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A family portrait.
"You are under arrest for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia!"
"Wait! I can explain everything!"
If you have an overdose on a drug and die, then the lethal dose would be a lifetime supply.
How do you make a suicidal guy go bungee jumping?
Tie the bungee cord around his neck.
When you are going back to where you live from a place that is a time zone behind where you live:
"Looks like I am going back to the future!"
Gwen, why are you so nice?
"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."
You look like a 2020 hologram of COVID-19.
What do you call an acid with a bad attitude?
A-Mean-O-Acid.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
YOU HAVE AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE WAITING FOR YOU...
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam?
Dam fools.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in the military?
Special Forces.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair being pushed by a cannibal?
A to-go order.
Wife: "Did you notice that the child is actually not yours?"
Husband: "I've been suspecting this for a long time. Finally you admit it."
Wife: "What are you talking about? I asked you to pick up our child from the kindergarten. But the child you picked up is not ours!"
Seeing one of her students making faces at others in the playground, Mrs. Matthews stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the teacher said, "When I was a child, I was told if I made ugly faces I would stay like that."
The student looked up and replied, "Well, you can’t say you weren’t warned, Mrs. Matthews!"