You jokes

A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender replies, "For you? No charge!"

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?

Pick him up and sick his dick.

What do you call a pencil with no end?..

Pointless.

How do you tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton by the BONERS lmao?

How do you take care of all the babies you just crushed with your car?

Open a pizza shop 🍕

What does a pillow say when you live for a week? "Don't forget me!"

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them. XD

What do you call a crease join?

Hahaha

Why should you never fart in an Apple store?

Because they have no Windows!

It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

How to get your woman to come upstairs? Say you are naked.

You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.

Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?

Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!

Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?

Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?

Bianca: It's Bianca!

Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?

What do you call a man with no head? Airhead.

Hi, I did not get your email address. I sent you a...

Roses are red, Violets are blue... I fucked your mother's ass, and she had you.

My sister's boyfriend was coming around for Christmas Day. He had the option of two birds to tuck into: Turkey or Goose.

I said, "Are you not satisfied with my sister, who is literally handing herself on a plate to you?!"

You really put the R in special.

Hi guys! In my opinion, I think your jokes are non-funny! Can you make more sense!

Btw, who writes jokes about orphans? Thanks for understanding!

Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.