You jokes
When you have a bladder infection,
You're in trouble. 😜
Why is sex like math?
You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.
Robin: "The car's not working."
Batman: "Did you check the battery?"
Robin: "What's a tery?"
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
Hookers are like drive-thrus; you tell them what you want, pay for your stuff, and leave.
What do you call a Russian prostitute? Slobadown Mycockyoubitch.
Your forehead's so big, when you were being born, the doctors thought you had no face.
Have you heard of the Tic-Tac-Toe Beetle? It has an X-O-skeleton.
You call it a burning orphanage. I call it FNAF lore.
Why should you be friends with emos? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off, and when it expires, they get rid of themselves.
A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, "Where'd you get that lovely thing?"
"Africa," the parrot replied.
Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Shrek is ugly, but not uglier than you.
What do snow and friends have in common? If you pee on them, they disappear.
Q: What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
A: You slap her.
Today I saw a little boy wearing rags sitting on a curb. I said, "Awww, are you an orphan?" He said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
You call, I'm putting on.
Frank (34) DJ.
I still remember my grandpa's last words, "Stop wobbling the ladder, you cunt!"
One day you see a girl climb a pole and ask her, "Why are you climbing that pole?" "Because a boy paid me to." "He did that to see your underwear." "Oh. Ok."
The next day you see her do the same thing. "Why are you doing the same thing?" "Well, I got him this time. I did not wear underwear."
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.
What's so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.