Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
whats one thing gay people can't draw? a straight line.
We wrote letters to a kid with cancer. My letter read "its a bumpy road but soon u will have a straight path." People didnt realize it was meant for his heart monitor.
you know what me and my spine both have in common we are both not straight
What is the difference between the rook and the bishop? The rook goes straight, while the bishop moves diagonally.
A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds "Oh. I'm terribly sorry. You see, I'm so gay I can't even park straight."
The only thing I do straight is vodka
I’m so gay I could barely think straight.
Straight men change their girlfriends like they change their undies. So, about once a month.
Two men are in a rainforest and one of them is peeing. Suddenly a snake jumps out of some bushes and bites the man’s penis. The other man says, “ Oh my God, I will go to a doctor immediately!”. He didn’t have enough time to load the man into the car so he went straight to the hospital. The man told the doctor what happened and the doctor said, “You will have to make an incision at the wound and suck the poison out. The man wen back to the other man and said, “ There is no hope, you will die.”
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
if gay means happy then i am now straight
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
Bisexuals aren’t gay Bisexuals aren’t straight They’re graight 😂
Your leg is straighter than James Charles
Your hairline is so crooked that it made will smith feel straight
bro im so gay i can't even spell strait
Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they're all priests and immediately says "If any of you are pedophiles, there's no point waiting here. You might as well eff off straight to hell right now!” Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St. Peter calls after them, "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!”
Its tiring being straight 24/7
