Prostate Cancer jokes
How would you best describe prostate cancer?
Well, it is somewhere between a dick and an asshole!
What do you do when you get rid of prostate cancer?
Cell-ablate!
How do you recover from prostate cancer surgery?
It’s all Depends!
You have to have real balls to face prostate cancer.
Just not for long!
Guy #1 is being picked up by Guy #2 from the hospital.
Guy #1: Oh man, I just got my prostate checked. It's not looking good.
Guy #2: Why, what is it?
Guy #1: Turns out, I have prostate cancer.
Guy #2: Oh man that sucks...
Guy #1: Yeah, it's a real pain in the ass!
I asked the doctor doing my prostate exam where I should put my pants. "Next to mine" was not the answer I was expecting.
I go in to get a prostate exam. I'm nervous, but the doctor says it's all natural and needs to be done.
So he pulls down my pants and sticks one finger up my ass. I feel it go deeper inside, feeling for abnormalities.
That's when I realize his hands are on my shoulders.