Prostate Cancer jokes

How would you best describe prostate cancer?

Well, it is somewhere between a dick and an asshole!

What do you do when you get rid of prostate cancer?

Cell-ablate!

How do you recover from prostate cancer surgery?

It’s all Depends!

You have to have real balls to face prostate cancer.

Just not for long!

Guy #1 is being picked up by Guy #2 from the hospital.

Guy #1: Oh man, I just got my prostate checked. It's not looking good.

Guy #2: Why, what is it?

Guy #1: Turns out, I have prostate cancer.

Guy #2: Oh man that sucks...

Guy #1: Yeah, it's a real pain in the ass!

I asked the doctor doing my prostate exam where I should put my pants. "Next to mine" was not the answer I was expecting.

I go in to get a prostate exam. I'm nervous, but the doctor says it's all natural and needs to be done.

So he pulls down my pants and sticks one finger up my ass. I feel it go deeper inside, feeling for abnormalities.

That's when I realize his hands are on my shoulders.