Jack and Jill's Modern Mishap

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed Jill's thigh and said, "You know you wanna." Jill said, "Yes," and lifted up her dress. Then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.

Explanation

The joke is a play on the classic nursery rhyme "Jack and Jill" but with a modern, adult twist. It highlights the consequences of not using contraception in a humorous way, turning a familiar tale into a cautionary story about unplanned parenthood.