Legless Turtle Location

This is a play on words! The question makes you think about where the turtle would be, but the answer is just stating the obvious fact that if a turtle can't move, it would be where you left it. It is a bit of a dad-joke.

• Turtle
• Animal
• Legs
• Pet
• Shell
• Movement

• Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it.
• What do you call a stupid turtle? Retorted.
• Why did the turtle start flying? He was on a jet.
• What do you call a paralyzed turtle? Shell shocked.