Q: How can you tell if a vampire is sick?
A: By how much he's coffin.
You Jokes
What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!
What do you call a warrior that's going to bed?
A knight knight.
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
What do you get when I get mixed with coffee?
De-presso.
What happens when you are playing Undertale, but it's snowy in town? It SNOWED in town!
If someone calls you dirty minded just say:
"You are dirty minded as well if you understand what I'm saying."
What do you call the worst joke ever?
Well, according to my mom, I am.
My boy, I think it is about time that I leave this world. Now draw your weapon and kill me now!
*draws a picture of his "epic" sword*
"What... WHAT... WTH ARE YOU DOING SIMPLETON? I DIDN'T MEAN THAT KIND OF DRAW!"
If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?
Non-profit wh*reganisation.
A girl walks into an Adult Store. "Hi, I want to buy that red dildo right there."
Cashier: "That's a fire extinguisher, you whore."
What do you call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gang!
A child and a child molester walk into a forest together. The child turns to the molester and says, "Boy, these woods are scary." The molester says to the child, "You think you're scared? I have to walk out of here alone."
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.
What do you call a Chinese man in the summer heat? Boi Ling.
What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?
Fucks funny.
Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why?
-You have to be alive to have autism.
Dagger. This is to get your attention, for Dagger Jr. and I. We'd like to speak with you, and possibly Lynx, if we can find a time to all talk.
Everyone: You gotta pay the cost to be the boss.
Germans: You gotta be the caust to be the boss.
