You jokes
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Yo mum." "Yo mum who?" "Yo mum is watching you wank right now."
A French Sans would greet you with the "o bone-jour".
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
Why were you born?
Because I asked out your mom on accident.
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG
C A S T O R here is proof the names are marked out for privacy
Hey Abygail ;) can we talk? I just wanna say that you prob are sexy :)
I jump off a cliff and said I hate you, dumb blond, and eagle...Then I said to my wife, "We're done, Blondie," and said to my friend, "You're a dumbhead eagle!"
I got up one day; my neighbor was in my house and was going to take me and my mom out. I showed my mom and my neighbor a trick. They both liked it. I asked my neighbor, "Do you know any tricks?" He said, "Yes, in matter of fact, I could tell you what your mom had for breakfast." I said, "How?" Well, my neighbor licked my mom's ass and ate her pussy out in front of me. He told me my mom had pancakes. So we were in the car; I asked my neighbor, "How did you know what my mom had pancakes for breakfast?" My neighbor said, "Well, that is what your mom made me while we were waiting for you to get up."
what's the worst thing to say to an emo?
if you don't succeed the first time, try try try again.
How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.
How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.
What do you call a once that's an insect?
A creepy crawly.
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈
A man walks over to a little boy and asks, "Wanna see my tattoo of a bunny?"
The little boy replies with, "Yes please, I love bunnies!"
The man proceeds to pull his pants down and said, "Can you see it yet?"
The little boy curious says, "No, where is it?"
The man says, "Dig a little deeper, he runs into the hole when he gets scared!"
What did one ankle say to the other? Good morning, how are you today?
What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?
Cash and carry.
1+1=3
If you don't use a condom.
What do you call six gay men at war? Rainbow Six Siege.
You might be innocent, but if you carry a large sum of cash in public, the cops won’t believe that.
What did one cheese say to the other cheese?
"Hello, it's a nice day, do you have any plans on what you're going to do?"... The other cheese was taken back by his politeness and friendliness, they agreed to meet again, and were soon married and lived happily ever after. Let this tale of the two cheeses inspire you to be a better person.
Muslims don't need weed, they've got the Koran.
You burn that sh*t and you're gonna get stoned.