Backwards Collar

Johnny is walking along, and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?"

The priest says, "Because I'm a father."

Johnny says, "Yeah? Well, my old man's got three kids, and he don't wear his collar backwards."

The priest says, "You don't understand, son. I have thousands of children."

Johnny says, "You should wear your fuckin' trousers backwards."

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Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, genius. The priest says he wears his collar backwards 'cause he's a 'father' to thousands, get it? Johnny, being the sharp tack he is, suggests the priest should wear his pants backwards. It's a jab at the priest's celibacy vow. You probably wear socks with sandals.

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