You jokes
Do you want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it is tearable.
Lenin was on his deathbed, with Stalin sitting by his side.
Lenin says: "What are you going to do after I die? They might not follow you."
Stalin responds: "Then they'll follow you."
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know, either. It depends on how hard you throw them.
What did mommy spider say to baby spider?
You spend too much time on the web.
What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?
Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?
What do you call the sky? Up high, high! AHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA
Why did Monika look at the recycling bin with tears in her eyes?
Because she realized she just couldn't delete her feelings for you...
What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?
You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.
Twinkle, twinkle, there’s a car Coming like a shooting star.
I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.
What do you call a fat Mexican rat?
Rasmus.
If I busted an egg on your head... The yolk would be on you... hahaha...
What did the fox say to the fire?
You look hot!
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
What do you say to your pony when it's being wild?
Stop horsing around!
What do you call an orphan?
A bootysnagger45.
What’s something you can say at the funeral but also in bed?
"Damn, that's really stiff!"
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Is your mom a virgin?
Mine is.
How am I alive?
You tell me.
How do you cook an alligator? With a croc-pot.