You jokes
What do you call an autistic kid with a glock?
Special forces.
Btw, I'm 13.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. We're gonna make love because I'm stronger than you.
What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? -- A bi-polar-bear.
Where do you learn to make ice cream? -- Sundae school.
What's the difference between you and eggs? Eggs get laid.
Memes
How do you confuse Helen Keller? You rearrange the furniture and glue doorknobs to the walls.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? None, you are both dead on the inside.
Name something you practiced kissing on as a kid.
Sister. SWEET HOME ALABAMA!
When you hear Michael Jackson talk about his "perfect 10," make sure you hide your 10-year-old son.
What do you call a 90-year-old black man?
Antique farming equipment.
What's the difference between a broken shovel and a young child?
The shovel doesn't cry when you swing it into a wall repeatedly.
What do you call Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
In Boston we say,
"Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, unzipped his fly and said ‘Hey Jill, you wanna?’ Jill said yes, unzipped her dress, and then they had a ‘daughta’" 🤣
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
Roses are red, I have a blister, holy shit did you just cum in your sister?
Roses are red, violets are blue. Your dad is gay, so are you.
Have you seen the new movie Constipation?
You haven't?
That's because it hasn't come out yet.
Are you Wi-Fi? Because I think I am finding a connection.
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at your front door?
Matt.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.