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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You rearrange the furniture and glue doorknobs to the walls.
What do you call an autistic kid with a glock?
Special forces.
Btw, I'm 13.
Have you heard about the pedophile who was found guilty of robbery?
- He robbed children of their innocence.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.
You know how to get 10,000 followers? Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
Funny Test Answers #3
A man is with his friend in a bar.
The friend, out of the blue, asks, "Hey, what's your body count?"
Nervous, the man looks away.
The friend then says, "I'm talking about sex."
The man then turns back and mumbles, "Oh... I thought you saw inside the basement..."
"Wait, wha..."
"What?"
One day in class, little Johnny was mucking around, not listening to the teacher. After 5 minutes, the teacher caught him, finished what she was saying, and said, "Little Johnny, if you weren’t listening, what was the last thing I said?" And little Johnny replied back, "You said, 'What was the last thing I said?'"
Roses are red. Violets are blue. We're gonna make love because I'm stronger than you.
The ones you hate most are also the ones who are by your side most.
Want to know how you make any salad into a caesar salad? Stab it twenty-three times.
What do you call a depressed group of kids?
Suicide squad.
How do you get an emo out of a tree? You cut the rope.
"Oh daddy," the kid said. "I love you so much!"
"Hey," the man responded. "Until we get the DNA test results, I'm just Harry to you!"
What do you call a retard in a house fire?
Flame Retardant.
Two fish are in a tank. One says, "You man the guns, I'll drive!"
What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? -- A bi-polar-bear.
Where do you learn to make ice cream? -- Sundae school.
What's the difference between you and eggs? Eggs get laid.
A rapist walks into a school and asks if they had 5 year olds in the school, and the teacher replies, "Are you that same person who took Jimmy?"
The man replies, "Yes," and the teacher says, "Take Susie too; she's being a little bitch."
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? None, you are both dead on the inside.