You jokes
The ones you hate most are also the ones who are by your side most.
What do you call a depressed group of kids?
Suicide squad.
How do you get an emo out of a tree? You cut the rope.
"Oh daddy," the kid said. "I love you so much!"
"Hey," the man responded. "Until we get the DNA test results, I'm just Harry to you!"
Two fish are in a tank. One says, "You man the guns, I'll drive!"
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Roses are red. Violets are blue. We're gonna make love because I'm stronger than you.
What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? -- A bi-polar-bear.
What's the difference between you and eggs? Eggs get laid.
Where do you learn to make ice cream? -- Sundae school.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? None, you are both dead on the inside.
Name something you practiced kissing on as a kid.
Sister. SWEET HOME ALABAMA!
What do you call Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at your front door?
Matt.
Are you Wi-Fi? Because I think I am finding a connection.
Have you seen the new movie Constipation?
You haven't?
That's because it hasn't come out yet.
What do you get when a cow doesn't give any more milk?
A milk dud 😂
What do you call a 90-year-old black man?
Antique farming equipment.
When you hear Michael Jackson talk about his "perfect 10," make sure you hide your 10-year-old son.
What's the difference between a broken shovel and a young child?
The shovel doesn't cry when you swing it into a wall repeatedly.
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.