Islam jokes
Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.
Islamic pubs and bars are the worst.
You can't drink alcohol or dance.
Women can get stoned though, no questions asked.
Q: Why did the islamic chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the airport.
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
How does a Muslim close a door? He islams it.
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
Muslim child to his mother: "Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?"
Mom: "Allahu Akbar, my son, Allahu Akbar!"
I would like to die like my Islamic father, in his sleep, but not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.
When you want to commit suicide, just say "Allahu Akbar," there will definitely be a blast.
"A llahu Aks into a bar..."
And it blows up!
What did Allah say when he created the universe?
-Allahu akbar!!!
What do you call a Muslim in a swimming pool? A bath bomb.
What’s my favorite Islamic Holiday... 9/11.
My friend asked me once, "Is there any religion in the world that preaches a god who masturbates in a closed room?"
"Islam it is."
Allah akbar.
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
What do u call a Muslim praying: Allahu akbar.
I got a joke.
Allahu Akbar!
What do you call a drunken Muslim?
Mohammered.
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!