Islam jokes
Did you hear about the new sex doll they've invented for Muslims?
It blows itself up!!
Islamic pubs and bars are the worst.
You can't drink alcohol or dance.
Women can get stoned though, no questions asked.
Why won't an atheist convert to the religion of Islam? Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be a Muslim according to the Arabic religion of Islam.
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
What do you call a Muslim in a swimming pool? A bath bomb.
I would like to die like my Islamic father, in his sleep, but not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.
My friend asked me once, "Is there any religion in the world that preaches a god who masturbates in a closed room?"
"Islam it is."
Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?
Because she has to get on her knees.
What do you call a Muslim guy in a bathtub?
A bath bomb 💣
Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.
How does a Muslim close a door? He islams it.
Q: Why did the islamic chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the airport.
What's the difference between Christian theocrats and Islamic fundamentalists?
Presentation.
"A llahu Aks into a bar..."
And it blows up!
Muslim child to his mother: "Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?"
Mom: "Allahu Akbar, my son, Allahu Akbar!"
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
Allah akbar.
I was talking to a close friend that was Islamic.
He said he was being shipped to an amazing training.
I asked, "Where are you going?"
He said, "Camp Bin Laden."
I asked, "What do they do there?"
He answered, "They got bomb training and hand to hand combat training. Plus they got arts and crafts."
I asked, "What do you mean by arts and crafts?"
He said, "See this towel on my head?" I nodded. "I made it out of boxer jokes."
People who make these jokes are plain crazy, more crazy than Islamic extremists.