Q: Why did the islamic chicken cross the road? A: To get to the airport
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
How does a Muslim close a door? He islams it
What do u call a Muslim in a swimming pool? A bath bomb
What’s my favorite Islamic Holiday... 9/11
My friend asked me once, "Is there any religion in the world that preaches a god who masturbates in a closed room." "Islam it is."
What do u call a Muslim praying: alluakber
I was talking to a close friend that was Islamic.
He said he was being shipped to an amazing training.
I asked "where are you going"
He said "Camp Bin Laden"
I asked "what do they do there"
He answered "they got bomb training and hand to hand combat training. Plus the got arts and crafts."
I asked "what do you mean by arts and crafts?"
He said "see this towel on my head" I nodded "I made it out of boxer jokes"
Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare giGIHADid