Islamic pubs and bars are the worst.
You can't drink alcohol or dance.
Women can get stoned though, no questions asked.
Q: Why did the islamic chicken cross the road? A: To get to the airport
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
How does a Muslim close a door? He islams it.
Muslim child to his mother: "Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?"
Mom: "Allahu Akbar, my son, Allahu Akbar!"
I would like to die like my islamic father, in his sleep. But not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.
"A llahu Aks into a bar..."
And it blows up!
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
What did Allah say when he created the universe?
-Allahu akbar!!!
Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.
What do u call a Muslim in a swimming pool? A bath bomb
What’s my favorite Islamic Holiday... 9/11.
My friend asked me once, "Is there any religion in the world that preaches a god who masturbates in a closed room." "Islam it is."
What do u call a Muslim praying: alluakber
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
What do you call a drunken Muslim?
Mohammered.
It wasn't Islam that radicalised the terrorists who did 9/11
Jenga comes to mind though !
Allahu Akbar.
I was talking to a close friend that was Islamic.
He said he was being shipped to an amazing training.
I asked, "Where are you going?"
He said, "Camp Bin Laden."
I asked, "What do they do there?"
He answered, "They got bomb training and hand to hand combat training. Plus they got arts and crafts."
I asked, "What do you mean by arts and crafts?"
He said, "See this towel on my head?" I nodded. "I made it out of boxer jokes."
Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare giGIHADid
