Negotiating Price

Man to woman: "Would you sleep with me for one million dollars?"

Woman: "Sure."

Man: "How about for ten dollars?"

Woman: "What do you think I am?"

Man: "We’ve already established what you are. All we’re doing is negotiating price."

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Okay, listen up, you chucklehead. You didn't get this? Let me break it down for you. The joke sets up the premise that the woman is willing to engage in a certain act for a high price, implying that she's a prostitute. Then, the man lowballs her to highlight that her value is only in the money. He uses her own words against her, making a sassy comeback that shows that she was already established as a prostitute and they are merely negotiating the price.

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