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You Jokes
A good dog name is Syndrome. That way when it tries attacking, you can yell, "Down, Syndrome!"
How do you make rape funny? Tickle her while you do it.
What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Stop and apply lubrication.
Why shouldn’t you play basketball with a pig?
Because he’s a ball hog.
Old man goes to the doctor.
The doctor says, "The test results are back, and I'm sad to say you have cancer and Alzheimer's."
The old man says, "Phew! At least it's not cancer!"
What did the cake say to the fork?
"Do you want a piece of me!!!"
What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!
Have you heard about the guy whose friends teased him because he pays for sex? He doesn't pay anymore.
What do you call a gay man that is not physically handicapped that performs blowjobs on gay men that are physically handicapped?
Caregiver.
What do you think is going through kids' heads during school shootings? Bullets.
What would you find on a haunted beach?
A sand-witch!
"Hey guys, I'm a new jokester, remember my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.S. They will be much better than this one!"
Teacher: What does a pig give you?
Little Johnny: Bacon.
Teacher: Good, what does the sheep give you?
Little Johnny: Wool.
Teacher: What does the fat cow give you?
Little Johnny: Homework and says "leave motherf*cker".
What do you call a woman who says she can do anything a man can do?
Wrong.
How do you know when a football player has been to jail?
When he goes in a tight end and comes out a wide receiver.
What did the little boy say to the fat man?
How many Japs did you get?
Did you know that statistically, 1 in 10 people live next to a pedophile? Not me though, I live next to a 10 year old boy with a fat ass.
THIS IS A RHYME
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna.
Jill said yes as he grabbed her dress,
and they had a little fun.
Jill forgot her pills so now they have a son.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.
What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.
What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
What do you call a blind German?
A not see.
