You jokes
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
How do you know you’re ugly?
If you always get handed the camera for group photos.
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
Rizz,
Are you a biographer? Cause I picture us together.
Can I take a picture of you for I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
No pen, no paper, you still draw my attention.
You know what I hate about math? They always talk about x and y, but not about u and i.
Guys, don’t let nobody hurt you with words.
Like someone once said, “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.”
Memes
My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like your striped red and tan gloves." And she asked, "Where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "Oh, I made the red stripes myself."
A woman approached me in the street the other day with one of those charity collection buckets and asked me: Do you know how often people die from AIDS?
I said: Now I'm no expert, but I think it's only once.
What do KFC and pussy have in common?
Both are finger lickin' good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat.
What do you call a bus full of transgender men? T-Mobile.
What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?
America's funniest home videos.
How many children does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is just a scoreboard.
What happens when you make an asían girl squirt?
She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.
I would tell you a joke about unemployed people, but they don’t really work.
Friend: Want to play Fall Guys?
Friend 2: Yup.
Friend: Ok, so let me ju- wait, where are you going?
Friend 2: I'm gonna jump off.
Friend: Why?
Friend 2: We are playing Fall Guys, right?
Are you an orphanage?
Why?
Because I wanna put my kids in you.
What do you call a white girl having a seizure? A vanilla shake.
What do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? A numb skull!
What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.