Friend: Want to play Fall Guys?
Friend 2: Yup.
Friend: Ok, so let me ju- wait, where are you going?
Friend 2: I'm gonna jump off.
Friend: Why?
Friend 2: We are playing Fall Guys, right?
You Jokes
I would tell you a joke about unemployed people, but they don’t really work.
What do you call a mushroom 🍄 with many friends?
A fungi.
Did you know cannibals ate KFC?
Kentucky Fried Children.
Having an abortion will make you so tired... it literally sucks the life out of you.
What do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? A numb skull!
billie: hi.
me: You wanna hear a story?
billie: Yes, sure.
me: Once upon a time, I ran over your dog last night.
What do you call it when a person with Down syndrome gets friendzoned?
Chromozoned.
What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.
I started debating whether or not suicide is a good option. Self-harm just hasn’t been cutting it lately.
To whoever you are, you are loved.
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the water, the whales started singing "We are a family, even though you fatter than me."
What do you call it when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.
One day in class, little Johnny was mucking around, not listening to the teacher. After 5 minutes, the teacher caught him, finished what she was saying, and said, "Little Johnny, if you weren’t listening, what was the last thing I said?" And little Johnny replied back, "You said, 'What was the last thing I said?'"
Want to know how you make any salad into a caesar salad? Stab it twenty-three times.
What do you call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut.
What do you call a group of chubby trans-genders?
Trans-fats.
What category of music did JFK like?
You could say he was a metalhead.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I’ll show you A-flat minor.
What do you call a depressed group of kids?
Suicide squad.
How do you get an emo out of a tree? You cut the rope.
