You jokes
What do you say before you jump off a building?
Parkour!
Kid: What is the biggest mistake you made in your life?
Parents: Go look above the bathroom sink.
Kid goes and looks, but then he realizes.
Why can orphans never be kidnapped?
No one can tell them that "your parents said that they would be delayed and I was told to pick you up."
How do you get a depressed man out of the tree? You cut the rope.
Rizz,
Are you a biographer? Cause I picture us together.
Can I take a picture of you for I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
No pen, no paper, you still draw my attention.
You know what I hate about math? They always talk about x and y, but not about u and i.
My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like your striped red and tan gloves." And she asked, "Where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "Oh, I made the red stripes myself."
A woman approached me in the street the other day with one of those charity collection buckets and asked me: Do you know how often people die from AIDS?
I said: Now I'm no expert, but I think it's only once.
What do you call a Muslim guy in a bathtub?
A bath bomb 💣
I was in a library and a black guy came up to me.
"Where's the coloured printer?" he said.
"Mate, it's 2025, you can use any printer you want," I replied.
Guys, don’t let nobody hurt you with words.
Like someone once said, “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.”
You know the difference between me and a zebra? Me neither.
[Them]: "Don't you think you'll feel ashamed of all the suicide jokes you've made when you get older?"
[Me]: "When I what?" 0-0
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
What do you call two female lovers spying on the government?
Lesbionage.
What do you call a bus full of transgender men? T-Mobile.
What do KFC and pussy have in common?
Both are finger lickin' good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
You know what I saw today?
Everything I looked at.
I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.