Haunted Penaldo

This joke plays on the stereotype of Cristiano Ronaldo, often called 'Penaldo' by critics, who is known for scoring a lot of penalties and sometimes being accused of padding his stats against weaker teams. In the joke, his ghost wants to play against a Burnley supporter for the easy stats, but the person escapes him by using a Liverpool shirt, a rival team, which makes the ghost vanish.

• Penaldo
• Mansion
• Football
• Ghost
• Trust
• Soccer

• I was in a haunted house today. Nothing scared me until I reached the last room, where I saw the scariest Halloween ghost I've ever seen. He took my pens and ghosted. I was told that I saw Pristiano Penaldo and I was lucky enough to see him because he performs once in a blue moon.
• I woke up when I heard a strange noise coming from my kitchen. I turned on the light, and I saw none other than the exposed flop GHOSTNALDO. He asked me if I had PenalTEA, his favorite drink. I said no and yelled, "There is a big game tomorrow!" and he disappeared.
• I was playing football with my friends, and I got tackled and got a penalty. Suddenly, the ground started shaking, and Penaldo emerged from the mud. He took the penalty, but since it wasn't Andorra, he missed. Shame on you, Penaldo!
• So I stayed at home for Halloween when I suddenly hear a knock on my door. I open and I see Penandes! I was confused and asked him why he does not wear a costume, and he said he doesn't need to. Then I realized that he's a ghost and gave him 3 candies. Enjoy the candies Pruno!