I was exploring a haunted mansion when I encountered a ghost named Pristiano Penaldo. He asked if I supported Burnley as he wanted to statpad against me. Luckily, I pulled out my trusty Liverpool shirt, and he disappeared. Shame on you, Penaldo.
Haunted Penaldo
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Explanation
This joke plays on the stereotype of Cristiano Ronaldo, often called 'Penaldo' by critics, who is known for scoring a lot of penalties and sometimes being accused of padding his stats against weaker teams. In the joke, his ghost wants to play against a Burnley supporter for the easy stats, but the person escapes him by using a Liverpool shirt, a rival team, which makes the ghost vanish.