Reverse Card jokes

What if some kid was like, "I'm going to shoot up the school!", and then someone just pulls up with a reverse card?

Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.

Boy: Your dick is so small, oh wait, you don't have one.

Older boy: UNO reverse card!

If there's ever a shooting at school, pull out an Uno reverse card.

Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.

They'll never do reverse cowgirl because you never turn your back on family.

Marriage is like a deck of cards.

In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond.

By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.

When you send her a dick pic, but then she sends you one right back...

If you turn the word "racecar" backwards, it says "racecar".

But if you turn the racecar sideways, you have Paul Walker's blood on your hands.