Reverse Card jokes

What if some kid was like, "I'm going to shoot up the school!", and then someone just pulls up with a reverse card?

Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.

Boy: Your dick is so small, oh wait, you don't have one.

Older boy: UNO reverse card!

If there's ever a shooting at school, pull out an Uno reverse card.

Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.

They'll never do reverse cowgirl because you never turn your back on family.

Marriage is like a deck of cards.

In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond.

By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.

If you turn the word "racecar" backwards, it says "racecar".

But if you turn the racecar sideways, you have Paul Walker's blood on your hands.

You got a dig bick.

You read that wrong.

You read that wrong too.

Maybe you read that wrong as well.

You just went and back-checked.

You reread all of that.

You have a pet wussy.

You read that wrong...

You need mental help.