Reverse Card jokes

What if some kid was like, "I'm going to shoot up the school!", and then someone just pulls up with a reverse card?

Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.

Boy: Your dick is so small, oh wait, you don't have one.

Older boy: UNO reverse card!

If there's ever a shooting at school, pull out an Uno reverse card.

Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.

You got a dig bick.

You read that wrong.

You read that wrong too.

Maybe you read that wrong as well.

You just went and back-checked.

You reread all of that.

You have a pet wussy.

You read that wrong...

You need mental help.

what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back.

Why do people not play Uno with Mexicans? Because they are always stealing the green cards.

Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards.