You jokes
Any game: "Are you a boy or a girl?"
Non-binary people: *cries*
Mom: Are you seriously gonna die?
Me: No. Don't worry. Suicide is the last thing I'll do.
You're so ugly that everytime you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
"You look like you've lost some weight."
"Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!"
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Are you kidding? Feminists can’t change anything.
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
BTW, I am one, wahahaa!
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
I made it, DON'T COPY!!!
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut, you fucking racist.
The gayest person on Earth is Pac-Man.
You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
What do you call an Irish lesbian? A gay lick.
Job Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in the next five years?
Me: I'd say my biggest weakness is listening.
Did you hear about the guy who got fired for having sex with his clients?
He was a great veterinarian.
What's the best response to a girl saying, 'What's up?'
'If I tell you, will you sit on it?'
Kid: Mum, how do you know someone is drunk?
Mum: See the four birds over there?
Kid: Huh, wait a minute.
Mum: A drunk person would see eight.
Kid: Mum, but there is only two.
Rizz
Are you a basketball hoop? 'Cause I want to put my balls in you.
Are you a photo biographer? 'Cause I can picture us together.
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
My friend and I were joking about a kid in a wheelchair, and another kid came up and said to the wheelchair kid, "You should stand up for yourself."
What do you call Hitler speeding?
The Fast and the Fuherous.
You should know how important it is to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.