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Hello, I am back with more mind-blowing facts.
1. Why are cookies called cookies and bacon called bacon when you bake cookies and cook bacon?
2. If you tuck your shirt into your trousers and it is called tucking your shirt in, does that mean if your shirt is over your trousers, doesn't that mean it's called tucking your trousers into your shirt?
Wife: I think these pants are getting too small for me!
Husband: Don't worry, maybe you are just bad at laundry.
What do you call a bunch of llamas?
Alpaca llama.
Do you know what I found in my letter soup? A space.
Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.
I sleek the truth to my mom...
Q: What do you call a nun in a pool? A: A bath bomb.
How do you count cows?
With a cowculator.
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
Mrs. Kadie, I just heard about a FGTEEV video about vegan nuggets.
Duddy: Sup FGTEEVERS, me and James Marsden just got some Chick-fil-A.
Viewers: Got ya again Mrs. Kadie.
Mrs. Kadie: Vincent and James, I am going to push you off your roof.
Duddy and James: AHHHHHHH!
What do you call a train that stalls?
The little engine that couldn't!
What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.
"I love you 😘" was the night you got a iiooooo.
How it be when the new guy takes too long...
Hay Danny, it's me Johnny.
Johnny: Boss says to kill the guy in red. Point the gun at his head.
Danny: Ok, target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang.
Johnny: Danny, hope you did not get the man in red.
Danny: OH MY BRO FOR REALL.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Can you walk the dog for me?
My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!
Me: I got 60 kills!
My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!
Me: What's Call of Duty?
He: "I love you."
Me: "I love myself too."
You know you have weird Indian parents when you can hear them canilingus each other.
I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"
Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."
What do you call your mom?
My wwwwiiiiiifffffffeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!@#$%
What kind of ankle are you? A broken ankle.