You jokes
What's the best response to a girl saying, 'What's up?'
'If I tell you, will you sit on it?'
What do you call an Irish lesbian? A gay lick.
what do you call a flat road named after George Floyd?
Flat neck road.
My friend and I were joking about a kid in a wheelchair, and another kid came up and said to the wheelchair kid, "You should stand up for yourself."
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.
When you push your grandma out of her wheelchair and steal it.
“They see me rollin’, they hatin’.”
Rizz
Are you a basketball hoop? 'Cause I want to put my balls in you.
Are you a photo biographer? 'Cause I can picture us together.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a big forehead, and your hairline recedes too.
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
Answer: A bath bomb.
A friend called me a while back saying, "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing."
I reply saying, "Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
a family photo.
My friends were worried that I was making suicide jokes so much, so I said, "Don't worry, you won't have to hear them much longer."
Blue: The ocean is a place where the creatures live.
Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE!
Blue: It has many pretty things and it will-
Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on Titanic! So let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!
What do you say when you see your TV floating away at night?
"Drop it, Jamal!"
Fortnite is just like high school. You get off the bus and start shooting everybody.
What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeno.
A man walks into a magic forest, when he stumbles upon a talking tree and tries to cut it down. The tree says, "You can't cut me down, I'm a talking tree!" The man replies, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."
Why is a wet pavement like playing music?
If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.