I fell down yesterday.
How bad is explosive diarrhea when a Muslim has it? Because my Chipotle blew up yesterday.
" I walking in the yard yesterday and a bug stepped on me why you ask because the bug didn't know I was there."
"was lost in the woods yesterday,"
"i was in some sticky situation..."
Watched a really cool cartoon about rabbits with downs syndrome yesterday you should try watch it on catch up... Watership Downs
Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mummies chest? Dad: i don't see balloons, but i see boobs, i mean, yes balloons Son: Are you sure they're balloons yesterday i heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working
hey yesterday i played with my sister when i woke up she was gone
I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday, but it’s actually more of a rap.
Yesterday, I was on a reality TV show where they locked me up with all those smelly monkeys from the Leger Zoo. It was complete madness.
"Wubba Lubba Dub Dub" is one way to describe how my inner child acts, but yesterday I killed them. Now I hear "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," I’m drowning in the tub.
That feeling when elbow surgery was yesterday.
wHAT DID I EAT FOR BREAKFAST YESTERDSAY?
10 YEAR OLDS
My wife left me yesterday. I haven't Talked to the kids in a year
Kid -dad I want santa to give me iphone Indian poor dad- son santa is deaf Kid-no he is not I saw him on Tv yesterday Indian poor dad-oh actually I asked him to for a new wife may be he is wearing AirPods Kid-you are my santa daddy Indian poor dad- pull down you pants son Kid-it's not apple product Indian poor dad -its banana
This is Riley abortion clinic. Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
My wife saw me hit the best drive yesterday with my golf clubs.
I must have drove that chihuahua 300 yards.
Imagine getting rickrolled. Oh, I forgot, you already got rickrolled yesterday.
Yesterday, I saw an advert with a random woman dancing, and someone said that they were beautiful.
And then I said, "Except the fat people." And then I got sent to my room for saying that.
I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday.
Oh, don’t worry, he’s okay now.
But the vet charged me six quid.
My girlfriend broke up with me this morning, and we just started dating yesterday.
Now she's having a breakfast.
