Past

Past Jokes

An old teacher asked her student, "If I say, 'I am beautiful,' which tense is that?" The student replied, "It is obviously past."

What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.

What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).

I had a horrible nightmare yesterday. I was in room filled with all of my ex's, so I was completely alone.

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I see 6 letters in the past I have 2020 vision I can see see 7 letters in the future i have 2021 vision

What do you call it when a caveman does a fart.

A blast from the past