Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping and I was starving so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times but nothing new was in their
I was just informed that my ex was stabbed yesterday..lets just say i quit my job as a butcher
I tried to catch fog yesterday...
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Say this when you answer a spam call... Hi welcome to bobs taco shack and funeral home. Wear yesterdays grief is todays beef.
hi this is Pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic,where yesterday loss is today's sauce
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(Phone call) This is Franks funeral home and grill where yesterday’s grief is todays beef. How may we help you ?
I noticed my friends hairline yesterday I could tell it was a super cuts hair Solon hair cut so how I could tell was cuz it was super alright, super lame
Yesterday I purchased a world map And told my wife to throw a dart, and wherever it lands I will take her turns out we're spending three weeks behind the fridge
Yesterday i tried to help a little girl by a road stop crying. I asked her where her parents were and that made her cry harder. So then i adked her where her house was and she said with tears "i dont have one" so i got her in my car and drove her to where she said she was living. It was a orphaninch.
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one day there were these 3 cow boys sitting next to a fire and they were telling each other about their adventures well the first cow boy said i tangled with a bull that killed 6 people so i wrestled that son of a bitch to the ground with my bare hands the second cow boy said that's nothing yesterday i was walking on a trale and came across a rattler so i picked it up ,bit its head off and drank all his venom in one gulp the third cow boy remained quiet stering the embers of the fire with his penis
Yesterday a 5-year-old dyslexic boy almost saved his mother from drowning, but he kept dialing 119...
All real chemists knows that alcohol is always a solution. I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.
Why do orphan got 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? because it was family tree project
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
I was born yesterday and I walked down memory lane, I fell over the edge
Yesterday I was in a wind storm. Today my ears hurt. I guess the wind was Ear-ittating.
What a day yesterday was I got a promotion and my sisters killer was hit by a bus now I’m in a cast!
Yesterday I made a website for orphans. But it doesn't have a home.
