The Banana iPhone

Kid: Dad, I want Santa to give me an iPhone.

Indian poor dad: Son, Santa is deaf.

Kid: No, he is not. I saw him on TV yesterday.

Indian poor dad: Oh, actually, I asked him for a new wife. Maybe he is wearing AirPods.

Kid: You are my Santa, daddy.

Indian poor dad: Pull down your pants, son.

Kid: It's not an Apple product.

Indian poor dad: It's a banana.

Explanation

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Explain Bear

Okay, so listen up, you absolute walnut. The joke here is that the dad pretends to be Santa because he's poor and can't afford an iPhone. When the kid asks for an Apple product, the dad tries to offer a banana instead. Get it? No? I'm not surprised. You probably think 'The Bachelor' is high art.

Comments (1)

Anonymous

1 year ago

First part was ok second park getting sick and perverted