Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mommy's chest?
Dad: I don't see balloons, but I see boobs. I mean, yes, balloons.
Son: Are you sure they're balloons? Yesterday I heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working.
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, buttercup. So the kid asks about his mom's "balloons" (boobs). Dad's tryna play it cool, but slips up and says "boobs" before correcting himself. The punchline is that the kid thinks his mom's chest are balloons, because he caught Uncle Frank using his mouth on them like a milk dispenser. And you thought you were slow, huh?
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this dosee not mak senceio