A girl said to me yesterday, "I don't know why men act like they are better than women, we all know women are supreme." I was confused so I asked her how, and she told me, "Well us women have a pussy, ass, and tits, while guys only have a penis. Women have 3 things while guys only have 1. Women are obviously supreme over men." I told her, "Actually guys have more than women." "How so?" "Men have rights."
Yesterday on the school bus my freind infront of me said she was 41% irish and 15% Mexican then my freind siting next to me said “wow almost half leprechaun” then I said “yeah and 15 percent wall climber”
I was lip to lip yesterday and now I can't get the cum outta my mouth
Have you ever been accused of a crime you didn't commit? Well I have! I was wrongfully accused of larsiny yesterday, im not smart enough for that, I just stole some stuff.m
I woke up one day to find handcuffs on my bed, turns out the girl I drugged yesterday escaped.
I was at the bank yesterday. A lady asked to check her balance. So I pushed her over.
My ex got hit by a bus yesterday.i nearly lost my job
Yesterday I had a party. I got questioned about 5 dead kids died up locked in a box. I did that when I was 13 damn I forgot about them
What is it called when young sheep bet?
LAMbling.
(havent uploaded yesterday cuz couldnt think of a joke)
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday God being a sniper is so fun
I was talking to a muslem yesterday, And he asked me what it's like to be blind. I happened to tell him about 20 jokes, in fact I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It 's not like I need the damn things anyway.
I went to a gun shop yesterday. Everything was half off. I didn't know that back to school sales have begun.
Yesterday I went to a party at my friend’s house. Everyone was dressed as birthday candles. It was a blowout.
i got a gtr yesterday, now my kids say gtr we there yet
Yesterday a woman stabbed me so I stabbed her back then I realised she was the vaccine woman.
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim parctice, and a bunch of hw, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
Push yourself, because no one will do it for you.
Love y'all so much!
why isn't hilary duff interested in edcaution? A. she said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.
hi freshfry hii alex i did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brothers soccer game and then people came to are house till 11:00 lol srry :)
There was a big problem yesterday. My dishwasher has stop working, her visa had expired.
