I just got off the phone with kristen stewart yesterday she said I was invited to her cookout this Friday i said I'll come by and bring some drinks like wine beer and liquor so we can get our freak on all night and drink some cherry wine until daybreak ends.
one day chemistry teacher asked his student whose name is Raj waht is chemical formula of water the Raj replied HIJKLMNO TEACHER WHAT IS THESE RUBBISH THE RAJ REPLIED YESTERDAY YOU THOGHT CHEMICAL FORMULA OF WATER IS H2O,
I broke the sink yesterday the handle just blew right off! my dad was so mad he blew his stack!
I've had the best butterfingers, yesterday. - I dropped it.
I went to the shops yesterday, I bought roast chicken, eggs and duck. The cashier read $45.99 it was an eggcelent price.
Me and my cousin went to a restaurant yesterday I ordered my chicken fried, he ordered his chicken alive
I killed a Wood elf yesterday. The gaurd charged me with...mer-der
heres a list of puns not all of them are mine
1.Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
2.Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says Iâm okay, but I feel like Iâve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldnât build a car out of spaghetti. You shouldâve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5.Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, âWhatâs your favorite kind of music?â The other says, âIâm a big metal fan.â
6.Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7.Why didnât the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8.How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9.That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10.My parents said I canât drink coffee anymore. Or else theyâll ground me!
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I fell down yesterday
how bad is explosive diarrhea when a muslim has it? Because my chipotle blew up yesterday.
An African man visits his friend in the US
âI just flew in yesterdayâ the African man says âAnd boy are my arms tired!â
âYou know, thatâs kind of an old joke here in Americaâ replied his friend.
âJoke?â The African man said. âIâve been holding my hands in the air yelling âdonât shootâ ever since I got to this damn countryâ.
Yesterday, I was babysitting this woman's child. Everything was going perfectly. I got hungry and called the mother. I asked if she wanted the baby back ribs I was cooking but she said she didn't want any. When she arrived she started screaming and ran to her child. I don't see why she was so upset, she said she didn't want any.
" I walking in the yard yesterday and a bug stepped on me why you ask because the bug didn't know I was there."
"was lost in the woods yesterday,"
"i was in some sticky situation..."
Watched a really cool cartoon about rabbits with downs syndrome yesterday you should try watch it on catch up... Watership Downs
Yesterday, I was on a reality TV show where they locked me up with all those smelly monkeys from the Leger Zoo. It was complete madness.
Wubba Lubba Dub Dub Is 1 way to describe how my inner child acts but yesterday I killed them now I hear Wubba Lubba Dub Dub Iâm drowning in the tub
