I broke the sink yesterday the handle just blew right off! my dad was so mad he blew his stack!
i got a gtr yesterday, now my kids say gtr we there yet
There was a big problem yesterday. My dishwasher has stop working, her visa had expired.
Yesterday I went to a party at my friend’s house. Everyone was dressed as birthday candles. It was a blowout.
I went to a gun shop yesterday. Everything was half off. I didn't know that back to school sales have begun.
why isn't hilary duff interested in edcaution? A. she said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim parctice, and a bunch of hw, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
Push yourself, because no one will do it for you.
Love y'all so much!
I've had the best butterfingers, yesterday. - I dropped it.
Yesterday a woman stabbed me so I stabbed her back then I realised she was the vaccine woman.
Karien: Don't care. You know what you did.
Jalie: I don't know what you mean. I did nothing! I'm telling the truth!
Karien: Sure. So you mean you never texed Oerien last night around 2:00 am?
Jalie: NO I NEVER DID THAT!
Karien: Jalie stop the story telling. You were the one who had my phone yesterday. Just stop.
I went to the shops yesterday, I bought roast chicken, eggs and duck. The cashier read $45.99 it was an eggcelent price.
Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
why can't you fool an aborted baby?
because it wasn't born yesterday.
Me and my cousin went to a restaurant yesterday I ordered my chicken fried, he ordered his chicken alive
I killed a Wood elf yesterday. The gaurd charged me with...mer-der
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed a politician in the jungle yesterday?
I hear it hurt like hell
I fell down yesterday
Hello, welcome to Joe’s Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce! How may I help you today?
how bad is explosive diarrhea when a muslim has it? Because my chipotle blew up yesterday.
" I walking in the yard yesterday and a bug stepped on me why you ask because the bug didn't know I was there."
