What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Answer: Your right elbow.
My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles' elbow.
A man accidentally elbows a woman's boob as she is standing behind him in a hotel lobby. The man apologizes profusely and says, "If your heart is as soft as your breasts, I know you'll forgive me."
To which the woman replied, "If your dick is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 318."
What was the last thing that went through Aiden's head before he died?
His elbow.
Yo mama so hairy she braids her elbows
If someone licks your elbow... you wont feel it if you put your ear up to someone's leg you can hear them say "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"
Misogyny? More like misogelbow.
"How does dry skin affect you at work?""You don’t have any elbow grease to put into it."
El, can you grab me that bow?
sing I was riding my bike down the road! When a car started comin, I started runnin It put me in a crash with my elbow through my ass. ;)
My dad tells me and my sister to stop arguing so she elbowed me in my damn nose
That feeling when elbow surgery was yesterday.
