What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right? Answer: Your right elbow
My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles' elbow.
What was the last thing that went through Aiden's head befor he died?
His elbow.
Yo mama so hairy she braids her elbows
If someone licks your elbow... you wont feel it if you put your ear up to someone's leg you can hear them say "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"
Misogyny? More like misogelbow
"How does dry skin affect you at work?" "You don’t have any elbow grease to put into it."
El can you grab me that bow
sing I was riding my bike down the road! When a car started comin, I started runnin It put me in a crash with my elbow through my ass. ;)
My dad tells me and my sister to stop arguing so she elbowed me in my damn nose
