Did you hear about the cannibal who passed a politician in the jungle yesterday?
I hear it hurt like hell.
Cannibal and Politician
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, chucklehead. This joke is funny 'cause the cannibal ate a politician. "Passed" means two things here: walking by someone, and passing something through your digestive system, which is what happens when you EAT IT! I know you probably don't understand because you probably eat paste.