Cannibal and Politician

  • Did you hear about the cannibal who passed a politician in the jungle yesterday?

    I hear it hurt like hell.

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright listen up, chucklehead. This joke is funny 'cause the cannibal ate a politician. "Passed" means two things here: walking by someone, and passing something through your digestive system, which is what happens when you EAT IT! I know you probably don't understand because you probably eat paste.

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