world's jokes
Why are they called "breaking news" in the entire world?
Because they are breaking the whole entire news.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
Let's say I was immortal. No matter what I did, I would be alive. But, the catch is I’m the least flexible and least strong person in the world.
Now, I get my head chopped off. What would I do? I would roll over to my headless body and figure out what it's like to suck my own dick.
For every blonde in the world,
scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
How do spiders reach the internet?
Through the World Wide Web!
The Austrian flag simply explained!
"Did you hear about the worst zoo in the world? It only had one dog in it. It was a Shih Tzu."
Nothing is free in this world, including "Free Palestine."
My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away.
He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade.
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
What is the world's strongest material?
The tree that Paul Walker hit.
How were tire swings made?
A tire said, "Goodbye world," and hung himself.
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.
A week before Christmas my wife left me. She said I was too selfish and full of myself and she could not take it anymore.
On Christmas Eve, Santa asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I said, "All I want is the one I love more than anyone else in the world."
On Christmas morning I woke up in a box under my Christmas tree.
Sonic can run around the world in a second. I can do it in 0.5, but Chuck Norris has already done it before us.
My friend asked me once, "Is there any religion in the world that preaches a god who masturbates in a closed room?"
"Islam it is."
My neighbor is in the Guinness World Records.
He has had 44 concussions. He lives very close to me.
A stone’s throw away, in fact.
If Canada had to apologise for Bryan Adams on several occasions, it's only fair that Americans are tortured and waterboarded for bringing Katy Perry and Carrie Underwood to the world!
If Stephen Hawking gets a heart attack, where do you go, the hospital or Curry's PC World?