world's jokes
"Did you hear about the worst zoo in the world? It only had one dog in it. It was a Shih Tzu."
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
What is the world's strongest material?
The tree that Paul Walker hit.
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
The Austrian flag simply explained!
Why are they called "breaking news" in the entire world?
Because they are breaking the whole entire news.
For every blonde in the world,
scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
Let's say I was immortal. No matter what I did, I would be alive. But, the catch is I’m the least flexible and least strong person in the world.
Now, I get my head chopped off. What would I do? I would roll over to my headless body and figure out what it's like to suck my own dick.
How do spiders reach the internet?
Through the World Wide Web!
Nothing is free in this world, including "Free Palestine."
How were tire swings made?
A tire said, "Goodbye world," and hung himself.
How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
A week before Christmas my wife left me. She said I was too selfish and full of myself and she could not take it anymore.
On Christmas Eve, Santa asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I said, "All I want is the one I love more than anyone else in the world."
On Christmas morning I woke up in a box under my Christmas tree.
Sonic can run around the world in a second. I can do it in 0.5, but Chuck Norris has already done it before us.
If Canada had to apologise for Bryan Adams on several occasions, it's only fair that Americans are tortured and waterboarded for bringing Katy Perry and Carrie Underwood to the world!
My friend asked me once, "Is there any religion in the world that preaches a god who masturbates in a closed room?"
"Islam it is."
My neighbor is in the Guinness World Records.
He has had 44 concussions. He lives very close to me.
A stone’s throw away, in fact.
If Stephen Hawking gets a heart attack, where do you go, the hospital or Curry's PC World?
How many redheads does it take to change a lightbulb?
One! She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.