Let's say I was immortal. No matter what I did, I would be alive. But, the catch is I’m the least flexible and least strong person in the world.
Now, I get my head chopped off. What would I do? I would roll over to my headless body and figure out what it's like to suck my own dick.
Listen here, dummy. So, this person is immortal but also super inflexible, right? They get their head chopped off, and instead of, like, freaking out, they wanna see if they can... well, you know. It's funny 'cause it's unexpected and kinda gross. You probably think you're immortal because you're still alive even after posting this trash.
