Breaking News

  • Why are they called "breaking news" in the entire world?

    Because they are breaking the whole entire news.

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, "breaking news" sounds like "breaking" as in, like, smashing stuff, right? And since the news is all messed up these days, it's like they're "breaking" it on purpose. Get it? I know it's hard for you, but try to keep up.

    Categories

  • Comments (0)

  • Global Bottlenose Whale

    Related jokes