Decisions taken by world leaders often have great significance during a crisis.
The Americans, in particular, are suffering many losses during the current global pandemic. Remember, in the 1980's they had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope.
In 2020 they have Donald Trump, no Cash, and no Hope!
Global warming is the average of temperature on Earth.
People claim that Trump has Russian ties.
FAKE NEWS!
All of Trump's ties are made in China.
How Chinese is COVID? About the same as those red MAGA hats made in China.
People claim that Trump has Russian ties. That’s not true, just some crazy conspiracy theorists. All of Trump's ties are made in China.
Ever wondered why Chinese kids don’t believe in Santa?
They made the toys.
Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there's a Target on every corner.
Yo mama's so fat that when she went sky diving, she caused another global extinction.
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
Why don't Chinese children believe in Santa?
Because they're the ones making the toys.
COVID-19 is like pasta.
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
Let's take a look at the Swedish bench for today's game. $12.99 from Ikea.
It isn't a real charity until India opens call centers, like they did with Africa.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down global warming starts.
Global warming will kill every single person on this planet, It's a good thing I'm married...
What are Africans composed of?
99% Coca-Cola.
"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."
l guess Canada's national igloo is melting because of global warming.
Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving it caused a global panic.
a UN survey asked the following: Please, in your honest opinion, could you give your thoughts on the food shortages in the rest of the world?
It was a faliure because
South Americans don’t know the word “please”
Eastern Europeans don’t know the word “honest”
Middle Easterns don’t know the word “opinion”
Balkans don’t know the word “give”
Chinese don’t know the word “thoughts”
Africans don’t know the word “food”
Western Europeans don’t know the word “shortage”
and Americans don’t know the words “the rest of the world.”
Then they simply explained “just donate healthy food to the global south to help.” But that still didn’t sit right with everyone, because Israelis do not know the word “donate,” and Pacific Islanders do not know the words “healthy food.”
