Decisions taken by world leaders often have great significance during a crisis.
The Americans, in particular, are suffering many losses during the current global pandemic. Remember, in the 1980's they had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope.
In 2020 they have Donald Trump, no Cash, and no Hope!
Global warming is the average of temperature on Earth.
People claim that Trump has Russian ties.
FAKE NEWS!
All of Trump's ties are made in China.
How Chinese is COVID? About the same as those red MAGA hats made in China.
People claim that Trump has Russian ties. That’s not true, just some crazy conspiracy theorists. All of Trump's ties are made in China.
Ever wondered why Chinese kids don’t believe in Santa?
They made the toys.
Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there's a Target on every corner.
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
Yo mama's so fat that when she went sky diving, she caused another global extinction.
Why don't Chinese children believe in Santa?
Because they're the ones making the toys.
Let's take a look at the Swedish bench for today's game. $12.99 from Ikea.
COVID-19 is like pasta.
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
It isn't a real charity until India opens call centers, like they did with Africa.
Chinese always proud of their principle in business.
The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.
As a lifelong farmer, I was excited that Ligue 1 was moving up the UEFA ranking toward an Industrial Revolution and I can finally leave the farm. Alas, Pessi joined and we went down a rank because he is so finished. Shame on you Pessi, now I have to go back to shoveling cow shit.
Global warming will kill every single person on this planet.
It's a good thing I'm married.
Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in China too.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.
What are Africans composed of?
99% Coca-Cola.
"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."
