Globalization jokes
Global warming is the average of temperature on Earth.
Decisions taken by world leaders often have great significance during a crisis.
The Americans, in particular, are suffering many losses during the current global pandemic. Remember, in the 1980's they had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope.
In 2020 they have Donald Trump, no Cash, and no Hope!
Chinese always proud of their principle in business.
The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.
Global warming will kill every single person on this planet.
It's a good thing I'm married.
Cheese, a beloved food item across the globe, has a rich history, diverse varieties, and significant nutritional value. Originating over 7,000 years ago, cheese has evolved from a method of preserving milk to a culinary staple enjoyed in countless dishes and cuisines.
The diversity of cheese is truly astounding. From the creamy Brie of France to the sharp Cheddar of England, the smoky Gouda of the Netherlands to the tangy Feta of Greece, each variety of cheese reflects the culture and geography of its origin. The process of cheese-making, while sharing a common foundation, varies greatly, resulting in differences in texture, flavor, and appearance. This diversity is a testament to human ingenuity and the rich tapestry of global food culture.
In terms of nutrition, cheese is a valuable source of protein, calcium, and vitamins such as B12. However, it's also high in fat and sodium, which means it should be consumed in moderation as part of a balanced diet. Despite this, the unique flavors and textures of cheese make it a cherished part of many people's diets.
COVID-19 is like pasta.
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
If African immigrants are supposed to stay in their country, why can't their resources do the same?
As a lifelong farmer, I was excited that Ligue 1 was moving up the UEFA ranking toward an Industrial Revolution and I can finally leave the farm. Alas, Pessi joined and we went down a rank because he is so finished. Shame on you Pessi, now I have to go back to shoveling cow shit.
It isn't a real charity until India opens call centers, like they did with Africa.
Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there's a Target on every corner.
I guess Canada's national igloo is melting because of global warming.
Ever wondered why Chinese kids don’t believe in Santa?
They made the toys.
"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."
How Chinese is COVID? About the same as those red MAGA hats made in China.
Yo mama's so fat that when she went sky diving, she caused another global extinction.
Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.
Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in China too.
What are Africans composed of?
99% Coca-Cola.
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.