Hand Grenade jokes

My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.

What does a baby and a hand grenade have in common?

They both make noise when you throw them.

I gave a blind kid a hand grenade and told him it's a beyblade.

I showed my girlfriend my shotgun yesterday. It really blew her away.

Wives are like grenades. Remove the ring and boom, the house is gone!

What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make a loud noise when thrown.

A wife is like a grenade. Pull the ring and the house is gone.