Hand Grenade jokes

What does a baby and a hand grenade have in common?

They both make noise when you throw them.

My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.

I gave a blind kid a hand grenade and told him it's a beyblade.

There's nothing stronger than love, except for an M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher because fuck you and everyone near you.

Commander: "Fire a warning shot."

Soldier: "Sir, this is a M32 grenade launcher."

Commander: "Potato, potato, just fire."

Soldier: *fires M32 grenade launcher near a pre-school*

Commander: "They're trying to run, TAKE THEM DOWN!"

Women are like grenades: you pull the ring and BOOM, the house is gone!

What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?

They both make a sound when thrown.