Hand Grenade jokes
My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.
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What does a baby and a hand grenade have in common?
They both make noise when you throw them.
I gave a blind kid a hand grenade and told him it's a beyblade.
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A wife is like a grenade. Pull the ring and the house is gone.
What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make a loud noise when thrown.
Wives are like grenades. Remove the ring and boom, the house is gone!
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 20 people, then it exploded.