Hand Grenade jokes

My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.

What does a baby and a hand grenade have in common?

They both make noise when you throw them.

I gave a blind kid a hand grenade and told him it's a beyblade.

A wife is like a grenade. Pull the ring and the house is gone.

What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make a loud noise when thrown.

Wives are like grenades. Remove the ring and boom, the house is gone!

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 20 people, then it exploded.