Sonic can run around the world in a second. I can do it in 0.5, but Chuck Norris has already done it before us.
Fastest Man Alive
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, you absolute donut. The joke is that Chuck Norris is so powerful and awesome that he can do anything faster than anyone else, even Sonic! It's a classic example of the 'Chuck Norris Facts' meme, which exaggerates his abilities to an absurd degree. You probably think Chuck Norris is a real person. You are dumb.
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