What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake?
YOU GET A MILKSHAKE!
What do u call a white person having a seizure
A vanilla shake
I will always remember my grandpa's last words: Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!
whats red and screams when you shake it? a skinned baby in a bag of salt
tell an old person to pretend shaking salt in their mouth... you'll see
I have a thousand-piece puzzle of the Japanese map, it took me ages to finish it. But after the earthquake, I just threw all the pieces on the ground and it's done.
Why did the cow wiggle? To make milkshake 😂😂😂😂😂😂
How do you recycle a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
"if u can make them laugh and giggle, u can make their booty shake and jiggle"
Ayo fake.guy
Wtf
Say the drive through at MacDonald order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them my sake and say sake that ass
yo mom
Kamala Harris is so ugly that Joe Biden is shaking hands with invisible people!
What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!!
What's a Parkinson's victim least favorite song?
Taylor Swift - Shake it off
so I and my friend were talking this time, I asked them what they would do if they ever met rengoku they said that they would probably like shake his hand or sm but I said I would lick his forehead. wtf
I ain't shaking any ones hand, not because of the Coronavirus... I ain't shaking any ones hand because y'all out of toilet paper!
