Wordplay jokes

Emo

Chinese

How do you call a Chinese emo? Han ing. (Hanging)

Seafood diet

Explorer

When you are trying to write a speech about Columbus, don't make a joke that he was on a seafood diet because the audience might think you and Columbus were fat. You know, 'see food, eat everything.'

Suicide

Suicide

How do pigs kill themselves?

They commit Kermit-cide.