Wordplay jokes
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A missionary was caught by cannibals. He was tied up and thrown into a big pot. The cannibals were chopping up vegetables and throwing them into the pot with the missionary. When they lit the fire under the pot, the missionary said, "You can't stew me. I'm a friar."
Look under...
Under where?
You just said underwear!
Is it incest if it’s out in the open?
Or is it... outcest?
What do you get if you add "ER" onto Hamburg?
Hamburg-ER.
What’s the difference between anal and oral sex?
Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak.
I have a friend who's a suicide bomber. He's a blast at parties.
Q: What do you call a blind German man?
Q: A not-see (Nazi).
Gaykelyu
Why did the silly girl put sugar under her pillow?
She wanted to have sweet dreams. 😂
The "F" in "orphan" stands for family, but there is no "F" in "orphan."
Bad Hitler puns are infuhrerating.
What college can Stephen Hawking not attend?
"Stand" Ford University. :3
Skeleton puns? Nah... they aren't that humerus.
What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeno.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite hobby?
Rolling on ice.
How do you get a light bulb horny? You turn it on!
I'm so excited for Christmas Pudding... Pudding these nuts in your mouth.
What do you call frozen Ibuprofen?
A chill pill.
Vagina jokes aren't funny.
Most of the time.