Wordplay jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
What did the female farmer say to the person who raises a male chicken? "Nice cock!"
I learned how to say "virgin" in German: "Good and tight."
What do you call a cow with horns? A horny cow.
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
Chiefs is an egg-cellent cook!
What is the best la?
A koa-la!
This name makes me want to close season instead of open it.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce in.
Lettuce in who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you’ll see.
Me: Knock knock.
My sister: Who's there?
Me: I eat mop.
My sister: I eat mop who?
My mind: I eat my poo.
My sister getting it.
Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)
What would you name a mummified squirrel?
Perhaps... Mumford?
Not all cat puns are purr-fect; some just have their claws.
Why did the skeleton have no friends?
He was a boner!
Heheheh!
Ah, see ya soon kiddo.
I'm going on break.
I'll give you some fried snow later!
I am Cummer.
What bee can't fly?
Koby.