Wordplay jokes
It's ice to see you.
This is 15 first-year treating a swan.
Students return: "Without payment?"
The word "I die with many important problems."
Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"
A man walks into a bar and orders a cardigan and soke.
Which mineral is impolite?
Ironically.
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
I love you!
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
Hi, my name's Dixy.
Dixy Normis.
Why can you never surprise mountains?
They peak.
Iran: Prepare the FINAL SOLUTION.
Israel: And you'll be telling the whole world, "I-RAN AWAY!"
Why did the lettuce win the race?
What do you call a cold Explain bear?
A brrr.
How do pigs kill themselves?
They commit Kermit-cide.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting c—
MOO!
I have a friend who's a suicide bomber. He's a blast at parties.
If a woman named Susan gets murdered, is it considered a Sue-icide?
What do you call a skeleton's erection?
A boner.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer (no idea).
Why was the tamale in the hospital? Because he was a "tamalito."