Why did the Duck go to rehab?
Because he was a Quackhead.
What do you call dolls in a line?
Barbie queuing.
What did the grape say to the banana? "Stop graping me!"
Say:
"Eye"
Spell:
"Map"
Say:
"Ness"
Now say it fast!
Why is 8 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."
What's 2+2? FORE-head.
Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
Why is Joe cool?
What do you call an autistic ant? An Evelyn.
There is a really, really small guy and his name is Adam, so I say, "Hey, look, it's an atom!"
Why was the fanny flat?
So it can flop about.
What's 2 + 2? A: 22.
