Wordplay jokes
What is the best la?
A koa-la!
Chiefs is an egg-cellent cook!
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
This name makes me want to close season instead of open it.
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce in.
Lettuce in who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
What do you call a cow with horns? A horny cow.
Not all cat puns are purr-fect; some just have their claws.
Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)
Me: Knock knock.
My sister: Who's there?
Me: I eat mop.
My sister: I eat mop who?
My mind: I eat my poo.
My sister getting it.
What would you name a mummified squirrel?
Perhaps... Mumford?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you’ll see.
Why did the skeleton have no friends?
He was a boner!
Heheheh!
Ah, see ya soon kiddo.
I'm going on break.
I'll give you some fried snow later!
You've heard of anal sex.
You've heard of oral sex.
You've heard of genital sex.
But have you ever heard of NASAL SEX?
I am Cummer.
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare-line!
If you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
Sorry guys, I tried. I tried harder this time. I'll try again. Sorry, I can't delete things.
What bee can't fly?
Koby.
What do you call a cutta with ginger hair?
Flinn Taylor.
Laila has 69 boobs, but that is 222 too many. One day, she went on 51st Street to meet Dr. X, who ate all her boobs, and now she's boobless :)
6922251 x 8 = 55378008. Put the calculator upside down.