Wordplay jokes
Me: Knock knock.
My sister: Who's there?
Me: I eat mop.
My sister: I eat mop who?
My mind: I eat my poo.
My sister getting it.
What would you name a mummified squirrel?
Perhaps... Mumford?
Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)
Not all cat puns are purr-fect; some just have their claws.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you’ll see.
Why did the skeleton have no friends?
He was a boner!
Heheheh!
Ah, see ya soon kiddo.
I'm going on break.
I'll give you some fried snow later!
You've heard of anal sex.
You've heard of oral sex.
You've heard of genital sex.
But have you ever heard of NASAL SEX?
I am Cummer.
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare-line!
What bee can't fly?
Koby.
If you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
Sorry guys, I tried. I tried harder this time. I'll try again. Sorry, I can't delete things.
What do you call a cutta with ginger hair?
Flinn Taylor.
Laila has 69 boobs, but that is 222 too many. One day, she went on 51st Street to meet Dr. X, who ate all her boobs, and now she's boobless :)
6922251 x 8 = 55378008. Put the calculator upside down.
What does this mean? 👊🥩
Tell someone to spell "Icup."
Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family because there is no "f" in orphan.
What do you call a terrorist in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilean.
Yo momma so dumb, the doctor wanted to give her a blood transfusion but she said no because she thought it would turn her trans.
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.