Wordplay jokes
Wow, all these jokes are humerus!
What do you call a eatable door?
- Coriander 😂
Robyn Olive in 10.
Evan, mom hot?
What does “JETS” stand for?
Jihadis Eradicating The Skyscrapers.
What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?
Tug of whore.
Q: What do priests do to stay in shape?
A: They exorcise.
I have a friend who's a suicide bomber. He's a blast at parties.
If a woman named Susan gets murdered, is it considered a Sue-icide?
How do you call a Chinese emo? Han ing. (Hanging)
What is a woman's name with one leg?
Eileen.
When you are trying to write a speech about Columbus, don't make a joke that he was on a seafood diet because the audience might think you and Columbus were fat. You know, 'see food, eat everything.'
What do you call a cold Explain bear?
A brrr.
How do pigs kill themselves?
They commit Kermit-cide.
A man walks into a bar and orders a cardigan and soke.
Ça sent quoi un pète de clown? (Ça sent drôle!)
Dolly (DYM 79).
Saw (DYM 69).
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!