Why did the lettuce win the race?
Wordplay Jokes
What do you call a skeleton's erection?
A boner.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer (no idea).
Why was the tamale in the hospital? Because he was a "tamalito."
My favorite instrument? The TromBONE, of course.
What do you get if you add "ER" onto Hamburg?
Hamburg-ER.
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
Say "urine egger" five times fast.
Tell someone to say "alpha" and then "kenny one". Tell them to say it very fast. Tell them it sounded like they said, "I'll fuck anyone!"
Hey, cobalt can't. But tin can ;)
What is Ba + 2Na?
Ans. Banana.
What do you call a fish that has a dick?
Moby Dickkkkk!
What's your favorite Fortnite location? Mine is Tilted Toers. 😂
Puns, that's how I roll.
Did you know that "girlfriend" at the end, it starts with "end." So does "boyfriend," and "friend" have "end" at the end of it, but "family" at the end it "ily" I love you.
HOLY CRAP!!!
Crap with holes in it.
Get it? HOLE - Y?
What does an Asian call a penis? A wong.
What does an Asian do with its legs? It wok.
Who’s the hottest girl in the world?
Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.
What do you call a garage that is gay?
A gyarge.
Why did the qack go duck?
I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8
