Wordplay jokes
Laila has 69 boobs, but that is 222 too many. One day, she went on 51st Street to meet Dr. X, who ate all her boobs, and now she's boobless :)
6922251 x 8 = 55378008. Put the calculator upside down.
What does this mean? 👊🥩
Tell someone to spell "Icup."
Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family because there is no "f" in orphan.
What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilean.
Memes
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?
Tug of whore.
Q: What do priests do to stay in shape?
A: They exorcise.
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
I met a talking lizard. The doctor told me he had ereptile dysfunction! 🦎
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
Me: Ice woman diary: a witch's tin key.
Other: What? You said, "I swim in diarrhea, which is stinky?"
Suck my cheetah.
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:
Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂
Hey, wanna read here? Have a comet book.
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
Look under...
Under where?
You just said underwear!
Wow, all these jokes are humerus!
What do you call a eatable door?
- Coriander 😂