Wordplay jokes
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
What is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?
Kobe got air.
Orange: Hey.
Pear: Hey.
Orange: No hay!
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
Why does no one like Hitler when he goes to the movies?
Because he would count, "zehn, neun", and then it would all turn green.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting c—
MOO!
If there's a lieutenant, shouldn't there be a righttenant too? 🤔
What do you call an alpaca of Pakistani nationality?
An alpaki.
What do you call a man with no legs?
Neil (kneel)
What's a cat's favorite color? Purr-ple.
What's the best name for a prostitute?
SI-MOAN.
You've heard of anal sex.
You've heard of oral sex.
You've heard of genital sex.
But have you ever heard of NASAL SEX?
Q: What do you call a nun in a pool? A: A bath bomb.
Say "lettuce" and spell "cup."
Person 1: I heard oxygen and magnesium went on a date.
Person 2: OMg!
Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!
If you're reading this, you are Nickel and Gallium......
Ni- ........*something else in between the two halves*................Ga
YOU FUCKING MONKEYS!
What do you call an army of autistic people?
Special forces!