Wordplay jokes
What's a cat's favorite color? Purr-ple.
What's the best name for a prostitute?
SI-MOAN.
Q: What do you call a nun in a pool? A: A bath bomb.
Person 1: I heard oxygen and magnesium went on a date.
Person 2: OMg!
Say "lettuce" and spell "cup."
Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
Chiefs is an egg-cellent cook!
What is the best la?
A koa-la!
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
This name makes me want to close season instead of open it.
What do you call a cow with horns? A horny cow.
I learned how to say "virgin" in German: "Good and tight."
What do you call an army of autistic people?
Special forces!
If you're reading this, you are Nickel and Gallium......
Ni- ........*something else in between the two halves*................Ga
YOU FUCKING MONKEYS!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce in.
Lettuce in who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
What did the female farmer say to the person who raises a male chicken? "Nice cock!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.