Wordplay jokes
Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!
What is the best la?
A koa-la!
Chiefs is an egg-cellent cook!
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
Memes
Saint Niggalas
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
This name makes me want to close season instead of open it.
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce in.
Lettuce in who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
If you're reading this, you are Nickel and Gallium......
Ni- ........*something else in between the two halves*................Ga
YOU FUCKING MONKEYS!
What do you call a cow with horns? A horny cow.
I learned how to say "virgin" in German: "Good and tight."
Me: Knock knock.
My sister: Who's there?
Me: I eat mop.
My sister: I eat mop who?
My mind: I eat my poo.
My sister getting it.
Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)
What would you name a mummified squirrel?
Perhaps... Mumford?
Not all cat puns are purr-fect; some just have their claws.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you’ll see.
Why did the skeleton have no friends?
He was a boner!
Heheheh!
Ah, see ya soon kiddo.
I'm going on break.
I'll give you some fried snow later!
You've heard of anal sex.
You've heard of oral sex.
You've heard of genital sex.
But have you ever heard of NASAL SEX?
I am Cummer.