Wow, all these jokes are humerus!
Wordplay Jokes
Saw (DYM 69).
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
I like...
Wendy's.
"Wendeez nuts in your mouth."
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!
Dolly (DYM 79).
Ça sent quoi un pète de clown? (Ça sent drôle!)
It's ice to see you.
This is 15 first-year treating a swan.
Students return: "Without payment?"
The word "I die with many important problems."
Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"
A man walks into a bar and orders a cardigan and soke.
Which mineral is impolite?
Ironically.
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
I love you!
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
Hi, my name's Dixy.
Dixy Normis.
Why can you never surprise mountains?
They peak.
Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?
A. A mixed vegetable.
Today I was asked if I was in favor of legalizing prostitution.
I admit I haven't given it much of a thot.
Iran: Prepare the FINAL SOLUTION.
Israel: And you'll be telling the whole world, "I-RAN AWAY!"
