Wordplay jokes
What's a cat's favorite color? Purr-ple.
What's the best name for a prostitute?
SI-MOAN.
Q: What do you call a nun in a pool? A: A bath bomb.
Say "lettuce" and spell "cup."
Person 1: I heard oxygen and magnesium went on a date.
Person 2: OMg!
Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!
If you're reading this, you are Nickel and Gallium......
Ni- ........*something else in between the two halves*................Ga
YOU FUCKING MONKEYS!
What do you call a cow with horns? A horny cow.
I learned how to say "virgin" in German: "Good and tight."
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What is the best la?
A koa-la!
Chiefs is an egg-cellent cook!
This name makes me want to close season instead of open it.
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce in.
Lettuce in who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
What did the female farmer say to the person who raises a male chicken? "Nice cock!"
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you’ll see.
Me: Knock knock.
My sister: Who's there?
Me: I eat mop.
My sister: I eat mop who?
My mind: I eat my poo.
My sister getting it.