Wordplay jokes
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
George Floyd is the fresh prince of no air.
What is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?
Kobe got air.
Orange: Hey.
Pear: Hey.
Orange: No hay!
If there's a lieutenant, shouldn't there be a righttenant too? 🤔
If a mentally challenged person shows up late,
Is it ok to call him tardy?
What do you call a man with no legs?
Neil (kneel)
What's a cat's favorite color? Purr-ple.
What's the best name for a prostitute?
SI-MOAN.
Say "lettuce" and spell "cup."
Q: What do you call a nun in a pool? A: A bath bomb.
Person 1: I heard oxygen and magnesium went on a date.
Person 2: OMg!
Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
What did the female farmer say to the person who raises a male chicken? "Nice cock!"
What do you call an army of autistic people?
Special forces!
I learned how to say "virgin" in German: "Good and tight."
If you're reading this, you are Nickel and Gallium......
Ni- ........*something else in between the two halves*................Ga
YOU FUCKING MONKEYS!
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.