Wordplay jokes
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
Why is 8 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."
Why are fish easy to measure?
Because they bring their own scales.
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
Spell IHOP, now say 'ness' at the end... 😂 ...I ate your penis!
Two nuts were chasing each other. One said to the other, "I'm-a cashew!"
How do you make an octopus laugh?
You give it ten tickles.
A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.
He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.
Spell Mississippi.
M-I-S-S-I-P-P~
Haha you said pp.
wo(man) fe(male) we(men)
dishwash(her)
What do cows use to do their homework? A cowculator.
I bought a guh on the weekend.
(what's a guh?)
GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰
Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
What time did the man go to the dentist at? Two-thirty.
I saw a dwarf scaling down a prison wall. I thought to myself, "That's a little condescending."
You're probably getting tired of these gravity jokes... but I keep falling for them every time.
The cemetery is so crowded, people are just dying to get in.
Racecar backwards is racecar, but racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died.
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging themselves? I guess they lost Hangman.
What do you call it when a man is scared in Panera Bread?
Panera dread.