Wordplay jokes
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
Hey, wanna read here? Have a comet book.
Look under...
Under where?
You just said underwear!
What do you call a eatable door?
- Coriander 😂
What does “JETS” stand for?
Jihadis Eradicating The Skyscrapers.
I met a talking lizard. The doctor told me he had ereptile dysfunction! 🦎
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
Robyn Olive in 10.
Evan, mom hot?
Wow, all these jokes are humerus!
What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?
Tug of whore.
What do you call a cow with horns? A horny cow.
Saw (DYM 69).
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
I like...
Wendy's.
"Wendeez nuts in your mouth."
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!
Dolly (DYM 79).
Ça sent quoi un pète de clown? (Ça sent drôle!)