Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
Stop saying "cheetah cheater" jokes. They suck!
Dad: 🦆
Kid: ?
Dad: 🦆🦆
Kid: Huh?
Dad: Ur too late...
Kid: WHAT!
Dad: .... GOOSE!
Apparently, I'm a category for jokes now. Hmm... ok!
#HOMIEZ4Life
P.S. Say "crack my finger," now say it backwards :)
What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"
A magic nut.
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
What did the feather say to his wife?
You light my day.
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅
Krusty nut
Do you know Ligma... potatoes?
Why did the duck walk across the road? I lost my pecker!
Gaykelyu
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY.
What skeleton does Crap-ton of?
A "bone".
Knock knock. "Who's there?" "Grandma." "Oh, okay."
Nah, it's a penis.
What’s the difference between a tuna and a tube of glue? You can tuna piano but you can piano a tuna. What happened to the glue? I knew you would get stuck on that
Do you think the founder of Dunlop was a retired tree surgeon or a hairdresser?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Ghoul-aid!
God: Why is the teenager so short?
Angel: I don't know.
God: I said, "Strong as a bear!"
Angel: No, you said, "Ass hair."
God: No, I didn't!
My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."
