Wordplay jokes
What would you call a Spanish Notch?
El Notch-o.
In the bus, you can't spell "black" without "back."
What do you call a single bisexual?
All bi myself.
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at 3 hoes.
Do you know Ligma... potatoes?
George Floyd was in a TV show, "Fresh Prince of no hair."
My dog is called Syndrome. He jumps up at me and I shout, "Down, Syndrome! Down, Syndrome!"
What's the best name for a prostitute?
SI-MOAN.
Stop saying "cheetah cheater" jokes. They suck!
How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."
What does a perverted frog say?
"Rubbit."
What is a woman's name with one leg?
Eileen.
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull.
The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram."
She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word "comfortable."
Skeptical, the operator asks, "How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?" The redhead replies, "She's a blonde so she reads slow: 'Come for ta bull.'"
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
Where do poor Italians live?
The spaghetto.
What did PETA say when a cheetah won 5 million dollars?
You can't beat a cheetah!
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at your front door?
Matt.
What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like if you LOL every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why did ze cow cross the road?
yo watch his mum getting butchered she was an udder failure.