Wordplay jokes

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Wendy's.

"Wendeez nuts in your mouth."

Q: What do you call a clean idiot?

A: Soap on a Dope.

Which mineral is impolite?

Ironically.

Hi, my name's Dixy.

Dixy Normis.

It's ice to see you.

What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?

Anarexic.

I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Olive.

Olive who?

I love you!

This is 15 first-year treating a swan.

Students return: "Without payment?"

The word "I die with many important problems."

Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"

Iran: Prepare the FINAL SOLUTION.

Israel: And you'll be telling the whole world, "I-RAN AWAY!"

Why did the lettuce win the race?

Six one.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No-eye-deer (no idea).

What do you get if you add "ER" onto Hamburg?

Hamburg-ER.

Hey, cobalt can't. But tin can ;)

What is Ba + 2Na?

Ans. Banana.

My favorite instrument? The TromBONE, of course.

Say "urine egger" five times fast.

What do you call a smart booty?

A wise-crack!

Why was the tamale in the hospital? Because he was a "tamalito."