What do you call a girl with only one arm and leg?
Eileen.
What made his beats so bad?
His name.
A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.
He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.
Stop saying "cheetah cheater" jokes. They suck!
Dad: 🦆
Kid: ?
Dad: 🦆🦆
Kid: Huh?
Dad: Ur too late...
Kid: WHAT!
Dad: .... GOOSE!
Apparently, I'm a category for jokes now. Hmm... ok!
#HOMIEZ4Life
P.S. Say "crack my finger," now say it backwards :)
What did the feather say to his wife?
You light my day.
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"
A magic nut.
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅
What’s 10 + 3? = Tyler
Doin' (DYM 63)?
Krusty nut
Do you know Ligma... potatoes?
Gaykelyu
Why did the duck walk across the road? I lost my pecker!
What do you call a cow you can’t see?
Camooflauged.
I wasn't going to tell another rape joke but fuck it.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY.
What skeleton does Crap-ton of?
A "bone".
