Wordplay jokes
What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?
Tug of whore.
Q: What do priests do to stay in shape?
A: They exorcise.
What do you call a downie superhero?
Chromo-doner.
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
I met a talking lizard. The doctor told me he had ereptile dysfunction! 🦎
Me: Ice woman diary: a witch's tin key.
Other: What? You said, "I swim in diarrhea, which is stinky?"
Suck my cheetah.
Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:
Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
Hey, wanna read here? Have a comet book.
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
What do you call a eatable door?
- Coriander 😂
Look under...
Under where?
You just said underwear!
Evan, mom hot?
Wow, all these jokes are humerus!
Robyn Olive in 10.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
This is 15 first-year treating a swan.
Students return: "Without payment?"
The word "I die with many important problems."
Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"
Q. Why aren't jokes about bulimia funny?
A. They're just in bad taste.