Wordplay jokes
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
Suck my cheetah.
Me: Ice woman diary: a witch's tin key.
Other: What? You said, "I swim in diarrhea, which is stinky?"
Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:
Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂
Evan, mom hot?
Saint Niggalas
Wow, all these jokes are humerus!
What’s impossible?
Steven Walkings.
What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?
Tug of whore.
What does “JETS” stand for?
Jihadis Eradicating The Skyscrapers.
Q: What do priests do to stay in shape?
A: They exorcise.
What do you call a downie superhero?
Chromo-doner.
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
I met a talking lizard. The doctor told me he had ereptile dysfunction! 🦎
Robyn Olive in 10.
Hey, wanna read here? Have a comet book.
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
What do you call a eatable door?
- Coriander 😂
Look under...
Under where?
You just said underwear!
What do you call autistic people with guns? Special forces.