Wordplay jokes
What do you call a terrorist in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What does this mean? 👊🥩
Tell someone to spell "Icup."
Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family because there is no "f" in orphan.
What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilean.
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
What do you call autistic people with guns? Special forces.
What’s impossible?
Steven Walkings.
I support LGBTQ.
Let's Go Bully The Queers.
What do you call a downie superhero?
Chromo-doner.
What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?
Tug of whore.
What does “JETS” stand for?
Jihadis Eradicating The Skyscrapers.
Robyn Olive in 10.
Wow, all these jokes are humerus!
Evan, mom hot?
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
Me: Ice woman diary: a witch's tin key.
Other: What? You said, "I swim in diarrhea, which is stinky?"
I met a talking lizard. The doctor told me he had ereptile dysfunction! 🦎
Suck my cheetah.