Wordplay jokes
Robyn Olive in 10.
Evan, mom hot?
What does “JETS” stand for?
Jihadis Eradicating The Skyscrapers.
What do you call a downie superhero?
Chromo-doner.
Six one.
Memes
the bear was difficult on this one
Iran: Prepare the FINAL SOLUTION.
Israel: And you'll be telling the whole world, "I-RAN AWAY!"
Why did the lettuce win the race?
If a woman named Susan gets murdered, is it considered a Sue-icide?
I have a friend who's a suicide bomber. He's a blast at parties.
How do you call a Chinese emo? Han ing. (Hanging)
What is a woman's name with one leg?
Eileen.
When you are trying to write a speech about Columbus, don't make a joke that he was on a seafood diet because the audience might think you and Columbus were fat. You know, 'see food, eat everything.'
What do you call a cold Explain bear?
A brrr.
How do pigs kill themselves?
They commit Kermit-cide.
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone. "Wing Wing Arrow!"
I gave a homeless person a phone but did not give him a home button.
A man walks into a bar and orders a cardigan and soke.
Ça sent quoi un pète de clown? (Ça sent drôle!)
Dolly (DYM 79).
Saw (DYM 69).