Wordplay jokes
If you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
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What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare-line!
What do you call a cutta with ginger hair?
Flinn Taylor.
Laila has 69 boobs, but that is 222 too many. One day, she went on 51st Street to meet Dr. X, who ate all her boobs, and now she's boobless :)
6922251 x 8 = 55378008. Put the calculator upside down.
What do you call a terrorist in a bath?
A bath bomb.
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Tell someone to spell "Icup."
Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family because there is no "f" in orphan.
What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilean.
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
Today I was asked if I was in favor of legalizing prostitution.
I admit I haven't given it much of a thot.
What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?
Tug of whore.
What’s impossible?
Steven Walkings.
I support LGBTQ.
Let's Go Bully The Queers.
What do you call autistic people with guns? Special forces.
What would you call a Spanish Notch?
El Notch-o.
What do you call a downie superhero?
Chromo-doner.
Q: What do priests do to stay in shape?
A: They exorcise.
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.