Wordplay jokes

Wow, all these jokes are humerus!

Evan, mom hot?

Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.

What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.

I met a talking lizard. The doctor told me he had ereptile dysfunction! 🦎

What’s impossible?

Steven Walkings.

What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?

Tug of whore.

Q: What do priests do to stay in shape?

A: They exorcise.

What do you call a downie superhero?

Chromo-doner.

What do you call an army of autistic people?

Special forces!

What does “JETS” stand for?

Jihadis Eradicating The Skyscrapers.

A man walks into a bar and orders a cardigan and soke.

Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!

George Floyd was in a TV show, "Fresh Prince of no hair."

What do you call someone with a big butt?

The Thightanic!

I like...

Wendy's.

"Wendeez nuts in your mouth."

Ça sent quoi un pète de clown? (Ça sent drôle!)

Saw (DYM 69).

Dolly (DYM 79).

It's ice to see you.