Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce in.
Lettuce in who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce in.
Lettuce in who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
Hey, dummy! The joke is a play on words. "Lettuce in" sounds like "Let us in." It's funny 'cause it's so stupid. You probably think that's comedy gold, you troglodyte.