Lettuce In

  • Knock, knock.

    Who's there?

    Lettuce in.

    Lettuce in who?

    Lettuce in, it's cold out here!

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Hey, dummy! The joke is a play on words. "Lettuce in" sounds like "Let us in." It's funny 'cause it's so stupid. You probably think that's comedy gold, you troglodyte.

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