German Virgin Wordplay

Alright, listen up, you big ol' dummy! The joke here is that the person *pretends* that 'good and tight' is how you say 'virgin' in German. It's not, you knucklehead! The actual German word is 'Jungfrau.' But 'good and tight' has a *naughty* meaning, implying a certain physical characteristic associated with virginity. You probably thought it was a real translation, didn't you, you silly goose?